Rude Haikus

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funkybassuk
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Rude Haikus

Post by funkybassuk »

Hi folks. There's nothing poetic about me, but I was trying to impress a girl once and realised I was in a poetry group. I was asked to read out one of my works and had to improvise a haiku off the top of my head. I came up with one and I've been quite fond of improvising nonsensical haikus ever since.

#1
[/i]What the hell is wrong[/i]
[/i]With me fucking your best friend[/i]
[/i]When you won't put out[/i]


Here's another one I made up one day when I needed it.
#2
[/i]I don't like your face[/i]
[/i]You make me want to punch you[/i]
[/i]So please go away[/i]
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Re: Rude Haikus

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funkybassuk,
Right on!! B-)
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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