I.
Just because he broke
your heart doesn't mean I will.
I'll just steal your heart.
II.
Nowadays, wouldn't
the yellow brick road lead to
Dr. Phil's office?
III.
I'd rather my girl
pull a Wilbanks move right now
than after our vows.
IV.
If one more prophet
predicts the date of Doomsday,
make him put up cash.
V.
Divorced church folk prove
that likeminded couples can
dislike each other.
VI.
Who says that we guys
hate watching good soap operas?
Don't we watch wrestling?
VII.
Nothing can scare me.
I watch chick flicks with my wife,
and I teach high school.
VIII.
If an atheist
hasn't seen, heard or touched me,
do I still exist?
IX.
Don't knock churches for
having hypocrites if Christ
came to save liars.
X.
I don't need five mics
to earn respect when I can
still rock crowds through one.
XI.
If God helped those who
help themselves, He wouldn't have
died for the helpless.
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