We loved this poem: A GAME OF CHESS...doggy style!

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Jennifer
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We loved this poem: A GAME OF CHESS...doggy style!

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Dear Jennifer and Richard,
Here is my poem again!

A Game of Chess.

One time I went from Bishop's 5
To Pawn 6 King's Knight 3.
She said, "That's an illegal move.
Don't try it on with me."
I said, "You didn't guard C6,
And moved your Queen too late.
Besides, there is a precedent
From 1968,
When Spassky got round Fischer's Rook
To win their second meeting."
She said, "But not from Bishop's 5.
Now, just stop bloody cheating.
Go back to Queen's Knight key defence,
And make another play."
I'd swear that dog can understand
Every word I say.

Hey, I was thinking - seeing as you just happen to have the world's
greatest comedian on your team, if Richard wants to change any lines, then go ahead!
Thank you SO much once again for your lovely letter, and also for offering to put the poem on your site. My mum - Ziggy - and I are both absolutely delighted.
With lots of love and best wishes,
Miles XXX and tons of love from Zig. XXX.
Josette
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Re: We loved this poem: A GAME OF CHESS...doggy style!

Post by Josette »

Although I don't play chess (and have no idea how to do so) I am sure my dog (Gino) does. The problem is - how do i KNOW he is the better player when I can't play and don't understand the rules - YES, HE (Gino)would beat me every time. LOL.
Josette
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