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talk about running into the wife at the wrong time

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i almost peed in my pants reading this. so had to share this email here as well.

$10 gas to brothel
$100 for next available hooker

Finding out next available hooker is your wife....FUCKING PRICELESS!!!

OMG this is hilarious! :lol: I'm picturing each other's face!
And there's a Polish joke in here somewhere. I swear I can't breathe right now from laughing hahahaha

[font color=Blue]------ SMS Text ------
From: 401
Sent: Jan 12, 2008 6:00 PM
Subject: WEIRD NEWS

WARSAW, Poland - A married couple was very suprised when they bumped into each other at a brothel: he as customer and she as employee. (Reuters)
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Here's the story from Reuters
http://www.reuters.com/article/email/id ... 2720080109

What are you doing here? - man asks wife at brothel
Wed Jan 09 17:29:06 UTC 2008

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)
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tamra,
happy new year ,
me thinks the story smells fishy @.@
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tamra, And my wife would like for me to get a part time job. What shagging old ladies? OMFG! LOL! How would I work my way up the ladder with the old laddies? What is the next step for a promotion? Pimping men off in an old folks home? Tell the guys if they are holding out on me with my money, I will beat their asses. It`s all just wrong.
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bcddjjsc690,

hey happy new year. hope your year is filled with many blessings and good times.

fishy?? OMG BUHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: ok too easy just gonna enjoy the laugh and let it go. :lol:

EddieHill,

hey, work is work :lol: and look at this way, you'd get a family discount ;p
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tamra,
...She sneaky cause she freaky!! ]:o)
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bingolong,

:lol: apparently he's just as freaky too! he snuck his ass in there on the down-low :lol: wouldn't that be funny if they later found out they had the same fetish that sent them elsewhere for it. :lol:
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