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Amusing Dog Story

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My girlfriend has a Dalmation named Berri about 7-8 years old by now...

We were taking her for a walk one day and when we got to a corner (where Berri has to sit and look right and left) I spotted an entire Mars Bar on the grass with no wrapping(do you have those in US?) Anyway, similar to a 3 Musketeers. Just as I said hey look at that! Berri leaned down and gulped the entire bar in one bite. For the rest of the walk we were treated to a variety of chomping and slurping as she removed the last caramel from her fangs. "She can suck a mars bar, it's a work of art!" as Richard said.

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It's funny how people lose their minds whenever a dalmation walks past. I figured that everyone must have seen one by now, but they still have the ability to stop traffic. Kids especially go on a rampage when a dalmation is present.

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Zac,

I hope it really was a mars bar and not something else that dogs will ocassionally eat off the grass that has a similar look... 8-O
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Zac,
For future refferences, chocolate can kill dogs, plus sugar can give them worms, plus I really dont think you want your pup getting sick eating garbage.
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Zac,

Though they're harder to find now in some places... we do still have Mars bars in the U.S. Be careful though, don't let your perty little pup get sick!
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JTF,
oooh-yee of little faith!Of course, it was a Mars bar! :lol:
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