O.K here's the story. Me and the Mrs. took our minature dachsund Overton for a short car ride. He's not the smartest dog in the world god love em'. Anyway we opened the door and he dipped out the car and kept runnin like a bat out of hell. I chased that sombitch through the parking lot and into an exxon parking lot. He was headed right for four lanes of busy traffic at 5 oclock. It must have looked real fuckin funny a six foot five, 245 pound person chasing, and not being able to catch mind you, a ten pound dachsund. I was thinking if I don't catch this dog, it's over. It must of been adrenaline but I turned on the burners got close enough to him that I kicked his back legs out from under him like a soccer ball too slow him down. Thank god he slowed down enough that I could get him. That motherfucker ran like he was escaping from nazi Germany. Anyway once my mild heart attacked subsided I realized I saved his life. Good karma COME THE FUCK ON!!! That is all for now. Choi!!
P.S. If this story sucked I apoligize :p
Spencer
A hero's tale (extremely tounge and cheek)
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A hero's tale (extremely tounge and cheek)
You want to buddy somthin',Buddy up on this here!
Re: A hero's tale (extremely tounge and cheek)
rsmayton,
Noooooo.... That story didn't suck at all...
Some day, you'll be telling the grandkids about the time you heroicaly kicked the legs out from under a 8 inch tall dog!
Noooooo.... That story didn't suck at all...
Some day, you'll be telling the grandkids about the time you heroicaly kicked the legs out from under a 8 inch tall dog!
Re: A hero's tale (extremely tounge and cheek)
rsmayton,
No, it didn't suck-made me laugh!! I've been taken out by my dogs-running through the house-just knock me on my ass!
No, it didn't suck-made me laugh!! I've been taken out by my dogs-running through the house-just knock me on my ass!
Re: A hero's tale (extremely tounge and cheek)
astonamous,
That's funny!!LOLO
That's funny!!LOLO