Richard Loves This!

[Jennifer]

> > Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
> surgeries
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> they had performed.
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> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert
> pianistlost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached the fingers, and 8 months
> later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
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> One of the others said "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
> legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
> gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
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> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
> cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a
> train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
> horse's BUTT and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United
> States."
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