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dumbass,

Hey, it's a paid gig and it just validates my hatrid of wal-mart, so it's a win win situation...until they kick me off of the premises. Who knows, I might even get cool points with my bosses and the union! ...and it's always good to stay on their better side...

dumbass,

And if the rant doesn't distract them, then I could yell these things to get the attention of that crowd. Like:
a)Toby Keith!
b)There's a pro-choice liberal!
...and of course, a uniter amongst most classes or political affiliations:
c)Look! TITTIES!

dumbass,

Ain't nothing wrong with dropping the C bomb. That's why we might have to condition you before hand to ensure that you wouldn't flinch when you heard it....or learn to change the signs without looking.

dumbass,

I hear Panteine Pro-V will do the trick then.

Or...go watch Deadwood--then you'd be desensitized to everything!

Jane