Re: Embarrassing Stories
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:47 pm
Mustang,
Here's a great one that hapenned to a 'friend' of mine. No honestly.
This guy thought he was a real mover and shaker and when it came to his 21st birthday party he promoted the ass off it and tried to get all the 'faces' to go to a local bar to celebrate with him.
Come the night no-one, other than his real friends, turned up (about two people). Mortified by this he decides that the only way to cope is to drink 3/4 of a bottle of whiskey (at the time he never drank).
Unsuprisingly he passes out underneath the feet of everyone at the bar but not before he's really pissed them off with his moaning.
Next day we call round to see him and he asks what the hell hapenned. We tell him that he spent all night being a pest to all - especially the father of a friend of ours who uses it as his local. We tell him that he spent all night trying to get off with him and attempting to take him back home. Now this guy ain't queer (at least he hasn't been to our knowledge).
The really funny thing is that we thought we'd leave him to simply feel embarassed but what we told him ate him up so much that he actually went round to the guys workplace that afternoon and apologised. He was telling this dude that he wasn't gay and all the time he's wondering what the fuck he's on about. He had to be bundled out because the fathers work colleagues started to think that he was hanging around gay bars.
He still doens't know the truth aout it to this day - beautiful.
Friends like me huh?
Here's a great one that hapenned to a 'friend' of mine. No honestly.
This guy thought he was a real mover and shaker and when it came to his 21st birthday party he promoted the ass off it and tried to get all the 'faces' to go to a local bar to celebrate with him.
Come the night no-one, other than his real friends, turned up (about two people). Mortified by this he decides that the only way to cope is to drink 3/4 of a bottle of whiskey (at the time he never drank).
Unsuprisingly he passes out underneath the feet of everyone at the bar but not before he's really pissed them off with his moaning.
Next day we call round to see him and he asks what the hell hapenned. We tell him that he spent all night being a pest to all - especially the father of a friend of ours who uses it as his local. We tell him that he spent all night trying to get off with him and attempting to take him back home. Now this guy ain't queer (at least he hasn't been to our knowledge).
The really funny thing is that we thought we'd leave him to simply feel embarassed but what we told him ate him up so much that he actually went round to the guys workplace that afternoon and apologised. He was telling this dude that he wasn't gay and all the time he's wondering what the fuck he's on about. He had to be bundled out because the fathers work colleagues started to think that he was hanging around gay bars.
He still doens't know the truth aout it to this day - beautiful.
Friends like me huh?
I must say that's cruel, but fuckin' hilarious. We need more 'friends' on this planet like you to keep the humor around. I've got plenty of stories from my High School, and first semester in college, days. Let me think of one and get back to you.