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I'd wish that TMIC was cured, also that he had starred in "Blazing Saddles" also that I could've been in the audience in Las Vegas when he stormed off the stage....

...then I might look for another lamp and wish for world peace or something like that!!

Peace gee

Mister Gee,

I thought Blazing Saddles was fine as it was.

If RP had starred it would have been a different film. Brooks may not have hired RP to do some writing, so we may not have had Mongo. One of the best scenes wouldn't have come off as well either... When Bart sings that "Old Negro Spiritual" [/i]I Get a Kick Out of You[/i], Little was tremendous. He had a background in musicals and had a fine voice. As much as RP is the man, I don't know that he is the singer that Little was...

RP still made him sone cash off the film, and made many fine movies. I'm not crying for his career. I don't think he lies awake at night, crying about Little getting the role either...

As far as kicking MS's ass... DUH!!!

JTF,

Hey, those are my wishes! (at least I kept them PG-rated! :p ) I never said that Little didn't do a good job, I just wished that I could've seen how Richard would've fared had he been in it...

Now where's that Lamp? I'm gonna wish for a girl with a gorgeous body, a timeless mind and a "loosey-snappin" pussy!

Peace gee
;p

Dear JTF's Deep Thoughts.

I need some advice. Yesterday I was supposed to make a lunch for my wife so she could come home and have a nice meal before going back to work, of course I forgot until it was too late to do anything about it, or so I thought...a little later the phone rang and she had decided to stay at the cafeteria and have lunch and had apparantly forgot I was supposed to make her a special lunch that day...of course I did the only thing a guy could do in a situation like that...fired up the grill and cooked lunch, I barely got it done before she got home that afternoon but was able to set out one clean plate and rub some food on another one and leave it in the sink....it worked like a charm, she's ever so sorry she forgot our lunch date and even shed some tears last night.
The question is , Should I wait and rub it in her face the next time she pisses me off or just let her have it monday after she's spent the weekend properly making up for her mistake?

Mister Gee,

You forgot "a face that I can actually look at." What if she had all those features, but Murphdogg's mug?

JTF,

My wishes is to stamp out womens intuition and for faster responses in this topic.

hellifiknow,

You should be ashamed of yourself.

And by ashamed, I mean proud!

hellifiknow,

You are sneaky. You better NOT tell her or your azz iz grass and your wife will be the lawn mower.

AND
Most importantly, I might add....

You getting the GOOD NOOKIE will be cut off - for days....weeks even.

By doing this, you also give up the right to throw it in her face later on.

Ad a woman, that is the advice I am giving.

Peace Out & One Love
Big T

Mister Gee,

Now, I must ask this question:

What kind of pussy is "loosey-snappin" pussy!?

I have gots to know.

What type of pussy do ya'll have over there in England anyway?????

Not that I want any of it, you understand. Just want to see how mines compares.

Is tight and juicy played out over there?




I know a britha like yourself will educate me.

I impatiently await your reply.

PS - hope that wasn't too nasty for ya'll!!!!

Big T

tis2flyyy,

a "loosey-snappin" pussy!" is from an old Richard Pryor album routine....(I forget which)...nevertheless, I'm still seeking it!

Pussy in England is hard to come by (£1= almost $2....you do the math!), "tight and juicy" went out with the Beatles (i'm the only charitable gentleman who still considers it!)... we mostly prefer stretched, sagging and sarcastic!

Peace gee :p