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Murphdogg,

Man, that is GREAT news!!!!!! I am so happy for you! Congratualtions and best wishes to you.....

You are Da Man! as far as I am concerned.

We love you little new baby of Murph's.

Don't break up with her no mo' (your girl) ya hear? This kid deserves TWO parents. Make that shit happen, ok?

tamra,

Throw a baby shower?

I don't know nothin about bathin' no babies!!!

JTF,


Your ass is a fool!

Tamra, you better quit volunterring people, see what happens?

JTF, can you at least bring a gidt, or something. Maybe a bottle of Hennesey and Alize?

tis2flyyy, thanks all of you..I just hope m head is on straight and I still got some daddy in me.

Murphdogg,

You're kidding? You got a baby on the way? What? I'm shocked! Why... You didn't tell nobody! And it's now past the expiration date on that placenta! You went and knocked up a white republican girl from the suburbs with rhinocerous feets? I'm so shocked!!!

JTF,
You went and knocked up a white republican girl from the suburbs with rhinocerous feets? I'm so shocked!!!



I hope that baby has Murph's feet!!!!

His baby's momma coochie is gonna be TORE UP if it has rhinocerous feet!

tis2flyyy,
Didn't you see the picture Astonamous has , it isn't the feets that are going to wreck that pus-say

Murphdog , congradulations ,

JTF,

come on, wing it. how hard can it be to throw a baby shower? just do the ghetto version: lots of beer, tell the mama you'll get her a present on your next pay day and eat up all the food there before the other guests arrive.

oh and don't forget to run around and get everything 1 hour before the shower, and argue w/the cop who gives you a ticket for speeding

just don't do strippers like I did. last thing a pregnant woman wants to see just before birth is another d*ck! they get a little irritated for some reason.

tamra,

Congratulations Murphdogg!! You should have a real Baby Shower, I once had to take a friend of mine out for a drink while his girl had a baby shower with her friends. We ended up gatecrashing this party where (in his admittedly drunken state) he proceeded to try to "win" the attention of a rather fine female who was there. Unfortunately, she had to leave early to go someplace else.

It turned out that she was a friend of his girl and she was on her way to the same Baby Shower. We only realised this when we returned back to his girl's house and saw her there!

let's just say that things got "interesting" after that!!

Peace gee