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walrusjk,


I was gonna give suggestions before, but I will now.. If you guys are in a slump the worst thing you could do in my opinion is do something off the wall that is totally out of the norm without a warm up first. You need to do a little rekindling to smoke away any resentment that may be harbored due to things being mundane.

I suggest you send her flowers at work. Girls love that shit because then the other ladies get jealous and then they think about how their man is sort of announcing to the public that they still desire them. Put something sweet and a little sultry on the card. Ask her for a date, getting her mind thinking romance and letting her stew on it is a good thing, where the mind leads the body will follow. While on the date, be sweet to her, tell her nice things, Then go home and take a shower with her, Light a few candles, Let them be the only light, Wash her body softley, laying lingering kisses on her body until you get to her secret spot, give her a teasing with your lips and tongue and wait for her breathing to change, A few moments after, work your way back up to her lips. Kiss her and squeeze her close to your body, hold her tight and tell her how much you love her and need her. How much you want to please her.(don't forget the blow out the candles in the bathroom) Then follow what comes naturally. But add a little emphasis on your breathing and body movements to enhance the mood. Us girls like you guys to "fake it" just a little. When all that is done, I suggest you snuggle with her and talk a little bit. I know a little bit about the ladies, Having been one all my life and have dated a few..

tis2flyyy,

Alright I viewed your profile and you're a girl. Whew! I knew I wasn't gay! I liked the post from the shower person. It's getting hot in here!

walrusjk,


I was trying to reply back to you earlier...I was unindated today with work. Sorry it took me so long!

But yes darling, I am a girl...the very same girl in my avatar! What in the world did I say that made you think I was a guy? !

So, in this reply, I am going to break it down for ya:
Baaaayby....I am 5'5 and all the way live...guaranteed to hypnotize, with honey brown skin and matching eyes, nice round azz & juicy thighs, guaranteed to make your nature rise! ;p So, don't worry...you are certainly not gay if you are feeling a sista in her reply!

& don't trip, my Man (the guy in my avatar) already knows what time it is, precisely. So, if he sees this paragraph description of me that I just wrote, he isn't going to do anything but agree with me!

Anyway, How are things going? Is she paying you more attention? Japanese lady, huh? Well, well, well. & She makes more money than you? Well, well, well.

Then, I have some MORE advice for you. In all the advice given thus far, we have not addressed "what R U going to get out of this, after all the effort you will put in". Dude, check it.....the best way to get one girl to snap to it and get with the program is.....(drumroll please) GET ANOTHER WOMAN! Sheeiiittt! Jealousy is the cure all to your current problem. Pit her against someone who looks like her and I bet she will be giving you more coochie that you can handle!!! & I know you can make another Japanese girl fall for your manly charms, can't you?

Or are you in love????? If you are in love, then I have a question for you: "What's LOVE got to do with it?" Aren't you trying to get some coochie - at the moment??? You can still love this girl, but hey, if she is pressing the pause button on you, what's a guy to do? I will tell you...HANDLE yo' bizness!!!!

Are you married ( I don't want to be advising you to commit adultery!)? If not, then DUDE, Big T says, get your PIMP on. Instead of wondering why she makes more money than you...TAKE some of that money she is making! Like Goldie from the MACK. Instead of buying her chocolates, roses, hearts, any of that shit...go out buy you some new Phat Farm or AirForce Ones - whatever guys are wearing these days....dress up, hit the streetz and find you another girl to kick it with!

OK, I was on one....I may have came too heavy for ya. So, I will tone it down a little...

But if you love the young woman...you need to sit her down and talk to her and find out what is going on in her head. Just remember, a woman's mind is complicated...you can not just ask the questions straight out, you have to be creative, so that you will get the answers that you are looking for.

For instance, If you want to know if she is cheating on you, ask "Hey darling, I have a friend and he is cheating on his girlfriend. He has asked me for advice, what should I tell him to do?" If she says, "Oh well, What the girl does not know won't hurt her". Then you reach out, grab her around the throat, shake the shit out of her and say "Bee-yotch, I knew you were cheating on me!!!

"JUST KIDDING!!!......please, don't do no shit like that (you might end up in jail & I can not bail you out over the internet! )...but you do get the idea about the line of questioning, right?

Well, tell us how it turns out. You have a lot of good advice being offered in this thread. Also, I should leave you with this proviso....don't really take me seriously, most of the time, I am on these boards, straight tripping out!

At the very least, I hope this reply made you laugh.
But best of luck to you good buddy
&
Peace
Big T Hollywood

tis2flyyy,

Ok. I read your response and it got me fired up. I laid it on her last night. We went to see the premiere of the new Dennis Quaid, Mandy Moore movie that parodies the "American Idol" stuff. We're watching the movie and occasionally I'm grabbing her hand and give it a little munch. I know she's digging it. I can tell by the way she presses her lipps together, rolls her eyes and rotates her head on a 45 degree angle. We get home and I say "Baby, let's bathe." She goes .."Bathe?" and I go..."Suds up time baby." She was so turned on that she did the eyes roll thing and went to bed. Round one to me....

walrusjk,

good for you, I am glad, Told ya a date and some cleansing was a good thing. Now just make sure you don't forget your anniversary..

Momof5,

Hey do you remember the "Happy Anniversary" song from the The Flinstones? I should sing that to her in the nude. I'm getting good ideas here....

walrusjk,

I am glad. You seem to be not only a very nice and thoughtful guy...but you are funny as heck too!!! By chance, are U a comedian? Your girl, is very lucky to have you!

Keep us up on game....
I was straight ROLLIN' when you was like "sing the Flinstones Happy Anniversary song in the nude to her" Good one!

walrusjk,

I don't really know anything about the Flinstones, I grew up on Fraggle Rock, Smurfs, Shirt-Tales, Hair Bear Bunch, and Jabber Jaw...

But what I would suggest for your anniversary is don a tuxedo thong and sing When A Man Loves A Woman into a long stem rose. Maybe wear a bow tie.. She will show you how much she loves you after the giggles subside.
Women love a man who can put themselves out there and be vulnerable.

Michelle

Momof5,

Man I'm getting some sex type talk from women! Wow I'm a lucky guy! I write songs, I go for Beatle type stuff, so I'm wondering what I'd look like wandering around a candle lit bedroom, naked, with an acoustic and a strap, yodelling out a love song (oh ya..With an erection). This could work. She'd probably pass out laughing so I could make sweet love to her...

walrusjk,


There ya go