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hellifiknow,

Your step-brother is a sick man... Eating a bic mac??? Ewwww!

JTF,

and strange to eat mickey d's while crapping because he was gonna be right on the shitter again a half hour after eating it. but you know hellifiknow's family, always living on the wild side of life.

tis2flyyy,

FINALLY!!! we can understand these mofo's. now does this mean we can finally live w/them w/out constantly stocking up on cans of whup ass??? ;p

tamra,
well maybe hellifiknow has a house that i heard about....the one the whole house burned down cept the bathroom.....the bathroom was about a hunnert yards away from the house in the back yard.....

JTF,
I hear ya, real men don't eat special sauce...especially in the bathroom. ;p

Tamra,
you know your still my favorite sister, but the step part of the family is from the weird side.

Appaloosa,
I can't deny we had a outhouse but everybody in my family is to lazy to walk a hunert yards to squat...its more likely one of your boots would be stinkier than usual and make a squishy sound when you put it on the next morning.

hellifiknow,
now thats comedy.....

Visitor,
I agree!!!

hellifiknow,

LMFAO!!! only you man, w/the outhouse boots. and cool, I can be the wicked step-sister.

As I have learned from watching the Conehead movie, many years ago. Pigs are the only mammal that defecate where they consume.

tamra,

I do not know how it happened, but this thread done gone and got nasty as hell!


I will NEVER eat a big mac again for thinking about poopy fumes and turds splashing.

& that out house thing? I have a vision indelibly imprinted on my brain from the time I was 12 years old, visiting my Mom's family in Mississippi, and I went to use one and there weer like "the attack of the flies" pasted to the opening!
& the smell, that wretched smell.....OMG, I think i am going to be sick, right now!

tis2flyyy,

how it got nasty??!! w/this group?? MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

but actually it's related to the men's rule about the toilet seat.

I have never seen an outhouse in person. only in the movies. you'd think driving thru rural Louisiana I'd have come across one, esp. since slave cabins still exist (now that's some sad shit).

but some folks need an outhouse. forget the learn to leave the seat up rule, learn to shit outside instead!! some folks can stank up the whole house and fuck up a dinner party real quick. and time to rethink an Xmas gift for that mutha!