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Momof5,

You are a visualizer - the way you described it - I could just picture it...sorry for laughing at the lady, but the shit wa funny as hell!


& Honey chile - that ain't ghetto - what you described - what is ghetto is that crack head MF standing outside of the 7-11 cussing up a blue streak, facing the building, like he is talking to somebody...smelling like PISS!!! Now, that is ghetto!

Murphdogg,
OK, I will admit, I am stupid on this one. WHAT the hell is a mullet? (this is a serious question in a crazy thread). I do not want to crack on the homey if he is disfigured and shit, that would be cruel.

tamra,
You know what? I truly like how your mind works! Because that is some deep ass shit and is something that makes you go "hmmmmm".

& Yeah, WHY?????Why do they choose to work at these places? Something we definitely need to be watching, for sure.

But when you said "Where is the dream aspect in that?", my ass was rolling on the floor!

Momof5,
that reminds me of a lady back home...toothless, long stringy hair, the same clothes year round and she walks all over the city talking to herself...when people approach her and try to offer assistance she goes off on them and this lady gets around because we've seen her all over town on the same days...I aint making fun of her just setting this up...she had even been seen on a regular basis behind a friends gpas farm just outside of town and everybodys so used to her nobody thought anything about it until spring came and my friend went to get his camper from his gpas...it was a fucking mess, when the toilet paper ran out she started using the broom/mop handles and anything else handy...sorry, its gross and I'm lmfao because if you all knew this guy you would agree it couldn't have happened to a more deserving prick.

tis2flyyy,
a mullet is that hair style short in the front, long in the back associated with inbred country fucks...I can't remember that guys name and didn't want to remember the song but if I got to hear it in my head now so do you...it was the "my achy breaky heart" guy. ;p

(eyes closed and concentrating on "please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste"...whew, thanks Mister Gee you saved me from spontaneous haircut)

hellifiknow, Now that just nassty as hell.


Anyway Tamra, I went up to the lady today,,, cause you wanted to know what she was smoken.. And so I said to her to make a nice conversation and Asked her what music she was listening to she answered "tastes like chicken" hard to understand because she ain't got no teeth in her mouth and her jaw a little messed up. But anyway, I asked her where else she sang and she answered "tastes like chicken". Like I said she hard to understand, but I decided to have fun with it anyway and asked her what pussy tasted like and she said tastes like chicken

Now I was gonna add Tamras name in here for fun, but since she already would kill hellifiknow I decided against it. But I did use Tamra's name for real

So I just told the lady have a nice day and went back to my car and laughed so hard I bout pissed myself.. I never found what she a smoken.. But fuck it. Lack of oxygen from laughing so hard got me high.

Momof5,

LMFAO!!!

but see this confirms she ain't right because she didn't say what kinda chicken. bbq? teriyaki? fried??

and why you didn't follow her to see if she stood in a line where they were handing the happy pills out??? seee...you don't love us!

but seriously, you need to get that woman on video. that's hilarious.

hellifiknow and tis2flyyy,

I was trying to find a good redneck mullet picture, but ironically there were glamour mullet photos. go figure.

but search google's images for "mullet redneck hairstyle"

Momof5,
[/i]tastes like chcicken![/i]

Tamra,
[/i]but seriously, you need to get that woman on video. that's hilarious.[/i]

AMEN to that one! That one was funny as heck!

Hellifiknow,

Now, you know I was eating (AGAIN) when i was reading that, didn't you. You just ain't right Bro, ya just aint right!!!
& thanks for the mullet definition - I guess that hairdo is a sort of a disfiguration then, isnt it? Achy breaky heart dude!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LMBFAO!

But do not despair, Big T is here and I think we can still get the miget wrestling mullet wearing cat a rap deal. Tell Murph D to holla at your girl! I am trying to be the agent and get paid! It could be like Minnie Mee rapping in that Austin Powers movie!

Tamra,

Do you know how long I would have to wait.. Bitch ain't got no batteries in her walkman so ain't got none to run out.. She decides when they run out.


I don't wanna know if she tasted some bbq'd pussy.. That's just going to far