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hellifiknow,

Now that is just plain ole mean! Dont do that shit! You crazy man! I am laughing my ass of over here! And that is a LOT of laughing as my ass is very big!

Murphdogg,

damn, turning down hoo hoo. well I guess since women turn down dick every day ("no thank you"), I shouldn't act surprised.

tis2flyyy,

oh damn, now I gotta do math in my head to subtract 1 post from current count.

I know the posts dropped when deepseas posts were deleted. so listen up, for my NEXT 2000 posts celebration, I'd like the following:

a Ferrari F550 convertible
a lakefront condo in Miami
a cozy hideaway in the Hamptons
hook me at @ Shaq's guest house that place is unbelievably nice
oh and chocolate fudge ice cream please
ooooh, and almost forgot, 1 million dollars, for um, gas for my Ferrari.

and thanks for your cooperation, I knew there was a reason I liked yall.

tis2flyyy,
thats not mean, thats survival...and I'm gonna lose because now her sister is going to be working there too ...I know you didn't call her and narc me out but I aint so sure about Tamra, don't forget to collect our royaltys if she posts a video of me getting ran over while two old women are holding up "go real fast" signs. ;p

hellifiknow,

[/i]our[/i] royalties?? da hayle?? lemme get this straight, I do all the video production, and you want a fee just for starring in the video??

but I'm already on the distribution rights agreement. say, do you have a timeframe as to when this alleged hit and run will go down?? I may wanna spice it up.

tamra,
I do think it's okay to do a married woman, but only if your mad at god and want to pay him back and that's the least severe of the 10 comandements you can break. Well I guess you could also make fun of your own mother, but it's funner to do the married chick, I mean if you have to break a commandment to pay god back for something and stuff. I'm not sure what the hell I'm talking about here. Not that I've ever done such a thing.

tamra,
so your times more important than my pain, you got to be in cahoots with my wife....I suppose "wanna spice it up" means a grille cam for the initial hit and a rear bumper cam for the back up and do it again portion.

and tell your boy toy Murphdogg not to stand so close when he's trying to commit suicide by lightning. ;p

tis2flyyy, Maybe you need some new friends. It is late but, Happy New Year.

hellifiknow,
don't know about cahoots w/your wife. she may want a cut too then I'll have to cut her deep and we'll have a whole new set of videos to release.

tis2flyyy,

LMAO @ watch your front. see his dumb ass should have ran at that point. well, now he knows next time. and I'll bet his dumb ass is now breaking up w/women over the phone.