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Re: some funny stuff
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:23 pm
by Murphdogg
tamra,
good point, fat kids can throw down.
Re: some funny stuff
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:28 pm
by amnamlk
tamra,
keep it coming guys the only problem is is that im 5''7 and this kid is 300 pounds and is 6''2
Re: some funny stuff
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:31 pm
by hellifiknow
tamra,
and how about doing an imitation of Fat Bastard and singing "I want my baby back baby back baby back" or repeating some of his lines from the Austin Powers movies, slipping him weight watchers and Jenny Craig adverts...ask him if he's all red in the face because it's a strain looking for his dick when he got to piss.
Murphdogg,
"Ohhh Yeahhhh"....but fighting fatties is a piece of cake, just punch and run till they're out of breath, calling a ambulance or administering cpr is up to you...but remember what TMIC said about cpr and death getting two for one. ;p
Re: some funny stuff
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:43 pm
by JTF
amnamlk,
He got the whole world,
In his ass..
He got the whole world,
In his ass...
Or next time he talks shit, pull out a cheeseburger and start talking like "You want this, fat boy? I know you do... You haven't eaten in three whole minutes!"
Re: some funny stuff
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:51 pm
by Visitor
Murphdogg & hellifiknow,
ROFL! I esp like the straining. he should definitely use that.
amnamlk,
ok if you are only 5'7 to his 6'2 300 lbs, you should be able to outrun his big ass. or throw some cheeseburgers down to divert his attention while you haul ass, and thank goodness not his ass.
Tamra
Re: some funny stuff
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:32 am
by hellifiknow
amnamlk,
astonamous is right and we were wrong to encourage you to make fun of somebody because of their weight, physical stature or other defects...we shouldn't let JTF influence us when he starts stuff like that.
ask the guy "have you ever sucked all the dick you wanted?", he'll probably say something like "hell no" so then ask him "why did you quit?".
Re: some funny stuff
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:35 pm
by amnamlk
hellifiknow,
no your not wrong i need to diss this guy bad i cant have him running around saying theres too many black people in the world
Re: some funny stuff
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:12 pm
by hellifiknow
amnamlk,
yep, he needs some educating...just remember knees aint supposed to bend backwards but they will if you kick them just right.
tell him in front of the whole class that his remarks are scientifically proven to be supressed homosexual desires for African American men...and don't forget about the knees.