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I'd like to get high with all the aboved mentioned except after puffing away on a hooter I'd start to get paranoid. I'd convince myself that maybe I had an unattended to booger that who ever I was smoking with was just being too polite to mention so then I'd ackwardly try to check it out. When I didn't find the booger I'd convince myself that the person was thinking.."What's that guy doing rubbing around his nose? Is he giving me a signal that I have a booger showing?" So out of the blue I'd saying something like.."You don't have a booger showing?" followed by uncomfortable silence. One thought would lead to another and I'd end up stuttering, sweating and wondering what happens when you die. I'd rather have them smoke the joint and when they passed it to me go..."No thanks. I'm cool." Do a bump and then have a nice conversation.
Woody Allen had a great line in "Annie Hall". Diane Keaton offers him a puff on her joint and he goes..."No thanks. I took a puff at a party once and tried to take my pants off over my head."...

walrusjk,

umm was that you on CNN this afternoon. I'll try to find the video clip, but the call to 911 was hilarious.

a cop called 911 to report he and his wife had OD'd on pot - YES pot, and said they were dead and to send help. he said the pot got into the brownies. then he asked what the Red Wings score was because he wanted to make sure he was hallucinating.

man, whatever they were smoking, good lawdy but that call was worth a doobie while listening to it.

tamra,
Swear to God this is a true story. My brother who was in med school at the time went camping with his gal who was an anestetist. She made some hash brownies. My brother was super hungry and gobbled down a few. About an hour later he started to get very high. At some point he started to panic. They're both loaded and his gal got alarmed and started looking for help. She spotted a ranger and said there was a medical emergency. The ranger calls the cops. They come and escorted her and my brother in her car to the hospital. A cop car in back and one in the front with lights and sirens going all the way to the hospital. My brother is waiting to be admitted and a nurse walks up and says.."What's wrong?" My brother looks at her and spits out.."I've have a mariauana overdose." He said she rolled her eyes and went off to find a doc. They give him 40 milligrams of valium that he said didn't even touch him so an hour later they give him 20 milligrams more and finally comes down. He's a doctor and says to this day that it was a serious situation. He said he had toxic psycosis. He told me this and I rolled my eyes and said.."You had a panic attack pussy-boy."

walrusjk,

well this cop was forced to resign. no charges were filed against him or his wife. but the embarassment will last him a lifetime. I can't find the video but if u check out CNN in the next hour they'll be sure to play it again.

bcddjjsc690,
I can't believe I forgot to mention Tommy Chong!

anditsdeeptoo too, like Joe Walsh he's one of my homeboys now.

Tamra,
sitting in a circle and passing a hooter with Jimi, Janis and Morrison.

walrusjk,
I have not smoked any pot in a while. I live in a drug free school zone . But the last time I got high I ate some pizza and wings and went to sleep. It used to make me happy and laugh and stay awake for fear of missing something. Now it just knocks my old crusty ass out. I just get a good beer buzz once in a while eat some pizza and wings and then go to sleep after a ballgame. Good night and I hope The Suns players are not suspended for leaving the bench, that will fuck up the series tied 2 to 2.

walrusjk,
pot ...that makes you HYPER someones sneaking some meth in there LOL, never had pot make me hyper i get so relaxed hell im in my own little world and just wanna stay there forever

sativias make you hyper and jummpy

indicia's put you down and out

Find a nice blend and a nice sunset then just chill the fuck out for a bit

smjmcomic,
No you all don't get it. It's not the strain or type it's decades of use. It's no biggy. I've research it and it's natural to get this type of reaction. I just hardly ever do it now or if I do I make sure I have a valuim ready to pop if it becomes uncomfortable. Old habits die hard so I still smoke a little when I have it I'm just saying the buzz is different and I'm wary of really smoking a lot which is a joint or two for me. One or two hits is my limit.