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Stupidest thing I ever done was when I had been drinking tequilla and some other very strong alcohol, as well as the occasional spliff, all day and decided to test my balacing skills by walking along a metal railing with a nice 30foot drop the other side. Needless to say when my footing went I was lucky enough to grab hold of the railing and save my life. Never had another heavy drinking session after that as most of the stupid things that I have done involved alcohol. On saying that driving under the influence of drink and drugs was a pretty stupid thing to do, thank god I didn't kill anyone, never done it since. There are probably loads of other stupid things that I have done whilst drunk which I have failed to remember, life can be such a blur at times.
Honky1974

Honky1974,
No!!!!!
The stupidest thing you've ever done, wst to enter into that argument in "The Latest News" forum

Slapshot99,
Yes

Slapshot99,

I'm thinking it wasn't just the semen, but the shit that was in your semen that you had been smokin!

My story occured when I was 17 or so and hysterically in love with a girl. We were sitting in an outdoor cafe and I suddenly had the urge to go to the bathroom--code brown. So I stood up to make my way to the bathroom, however the movement caused a slight movement, and I indulged in the ancient art of flatulence, loudly. My girlfriend laughed and I laughed with her, before proceeding to the restroom downstairs. I sat down on the 'terlet', as it is sometimes referred to, and as I begun reading the graffiti on the bathroom wall to pass the time, somebody kicked the door of my stall open. It was a big dude. Did he want sex or to help me shit? No. All he said was 'apologise'. So I did. A tip to interested parties: if my pants are down, I have an easier time apologising. Once I apologised, he left the bathroom.
As it turns out, he had been sitting behind me when I farted. The laughing was probably what pushed him over the edge. So the moral of the story is 'don't laugh at your own gas'.

Visitor,
spoke my mind on this site and pissed off the WOMAN

dumbass,
This is a good post and one that is accurate...thanks for trying to explain to those who refuse to get it...
Sadly, those who need to understand what you are saying...don't even bother to open their smalll minds...but it is an attempt....and I appreciate it!

The Queen Bee!

Jennifer,
QUEEN BEE.......see there..... THATS funny

Visitor,
It's also correct...

astonamous,
Funny and very sweet---