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JTF,

I don't mess with Teddy any more, Eddie Murphy sent this one to me.

bcddjjsc690,

How did you know yo momma called it her "weather vane"

Anditsdeeptoo, because when you dropped your drawers,all this dust fell out and got her to sneezing,and in all that sneezing she said your shit started spinning around ,reminding her of a little mouses peepee she saw on a farm once ,kinda like a weather vane .

bcddjjsc690,

I got that mojo, I gotta go see Ms. Rudolph....

Anditsdeeptoo, See.... .you should have brought her that turkey !

bcddjjsc690,

It wouldn't have been a thing if you hadn't killed that monkey

Anditsdeeptoo, I din't mean to...but when I told it you where going to FUCK IT! The damn thing died of fright!

bcddjjsc690,

Nothin beats monkey pussy ask yo momma

Anditsdeeptoo, momma says your right,......and she told me to tell you ,you dropped your ointment....you know ..that stuff the Dr. gave you ...to help ..with ..those sore's on your thingy.......

bcddjjsc690,

Who are you Michael Jackson? What the fuck is a thingy?

Anditsdeeptoo,

C'mon Bingo get in on this, don't stand around watching. You did that last night when we all ran a train on yo mamma!!!!