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Re: Farting.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:07 am
by Jennifer
hellifiknow,
Only boys would have an entire thread devoted to this disgusting topic....
Re: Farting.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:44 pm
by hellifiknow
Jennifer,
But mohhhhm, JTF started it! Astonnamous and me tried to get them to stop but they wouldn't listen.
Missed you and glad your home, Bingo said it right r/t the pic with Mr. Prine !
GGGRRRRROOOWWWWWLLLL!

Re: Farting.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:08 pm
by Jennifer
Re: Farting.
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:09 pm
by JTF
hellifiknow,
Uh-huh. Right. You're innocent. Sure.
Does this sound familiar?
[/i]I cut my old hospital scrubs into shorts for sleep and wtevr, 3rd shift so was wandering house during the day and lifted my leg for gas and a peanut turd shot out and hit/stuck right on the lense of my 3yo daughters sunglasz, she instantly yelled "MOM! DAD POOPED ON MY GLASSES!", she's 15 now and apperently thats one I'll never live down.[/i]

Re: Farting.
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:09 pm
by JTF
Jennifer,
So I guess your ladyship hath never pooted?
Re: Farting.
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:58 pm
by hellifiknow
JTF,

I'm speechless.
I've never got to tell on anybody before and damned if it didn't backfire! You turd!
Wait till I tell Andi, if you hear some kid scream "DAD" that was her.
Re: Farting.
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:35 pm
by JTF
hellifiknow,
You could have acted like you didn't know what that was about and no one would have known for sure. Kinda like a friend of mine who told me this woman wanted to strap on a fake dick and butt fuck him. I said "You didn't!" He stammored. I said "Oh my God, you kinky fuckin' bastard. You did!" He said, "Yeah, but I..." At that point I lost it laughing because the stupid motherfucker actually admitted it!

Re: Farting.
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:57 pm
by hellifiknow
JTF,
See what happens when honest and stupid collide.

Re: Farting.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:29 am
by Jennifer
Re: Farting.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:10 am
by JTF
Jennifer,
Let's ask TMIC about that...
