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Mister Gee,
wow, wow and wow... add another star to the sky

Mister Gee,

Oh I know which RP routine, I think that I have heard it before.

Well, LA is flooded with all kinds of p-u-s-s-i. Some good, some very very good and some bad.

This is what I heard....

Enough about p-u-s-s-i, let's talk about ding-a-lings.

I like the ones that look like a tree branch - all big and think and firm. LONG - I do not like, WIDTH, now that is what I am talking about. & Since I am in my thirty's now, I do not like ones that does not explode until after two hours of marathon fK-ing. 10 - 15 min's is all Big T can take. I do not get off into aerobic sex (leg over here, arm over there, bend this way, hold your legs up and back like you at the gyno)- but I do love foreplay. I do not like drippy ding-a-lings - all wet and shit and you haven't even put the condom on yet! I do not like smelly ding-a-lings - smelling like they have been overworked and underwashed!!!


So tell us Mr. Gee and any other man on this site, what type of ding-a-ling do you have and have you found the perfect p-u-s-s-i for it, yet?

Big T
;p

tis2flyyy,

Ewww...

tis2flyyy,
ummm .... should we leave? yall need some privacy?

I'd like to think of everyone on here as Ken and Barbie-like. all anatomic and happy. can we just leave it at that? I don't wanna be panting and posting at the same time after someone describes their p-e-n-i-s. and frankly I don't think we've reached that all too critical stage of "describe your penis for me".

(me, lazy, can't log in tamra)

tis2flyyy,
Why is every topic started by JTF ended with a description of penis...

Anditsdeeptoo,

Because of what your name itself implies.

And I am a man that when women see me, they start thinking about what other men have...

JTF,

That's a damn lie and you know it!!! Bingo, bring out the JTF pimp hot tub photo again!!!!!

JTF,tamra, Anditsdeeptoo

What is up.....no comments on penis''''''''''

tis2flyyy,

Mine is enjoying retirement.

tis2flyyy,

unless that penis will solve world peace, naaah, ain't nothing new or "spes-shol" about it. it's just a dick.