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hellifiknow,



Poor guy

hellifiknow,
now that is hard to do...shoot yourself with a shotgun in the ass with your fingers cut off........musta not been his trigger finger.....

Appaloosa,

The first time I heard "fighting with his wife and shot himself in the ass with a 12gauge" I couldn't figure it out either...best I could come up with was a suicide attempt by someone with his head up his ass...the lawnmower proves it since it was your basic attempt to get the mower unclogged while it was still running, his "those are my fingers laying there" realization story is quite good.

hellifiknow, my cousin messed wtih a girl that had her husband so whipped he knew she cheated, and he had to stay faithful..I asked her what the hell was up with that once and she said "at this point of the marriage he licks the ground I walk on"...so she hangs in the clubs and he sits at home babysittin..now that is...whipped

Murphdogg,

NOw, I have been on a radical sabatical - for a short 4 days - but now I am BACK!

What is WHIPPED????

First, I agree, it is a hater statement.

But let me throw another term in there - for the mix...SPRUNG.

SPRUNG - WHIPPED - is this the same thing?

Now WHIPPED is what happens when I put my mack down and be giving dude all the attention in the world - making him feel like the KING up in here and he reciprocates his feelings about being cared for through his extra committment to me - in everyway possible. WHipped is when I wave the panty flag and his azz comes running. Only problem there is, if he finds some coochie better than your, he's GONE!

Now SPRUNG - this is what happens when, say I mash that monkey on a nucca and they be like SWEATIN' your girl, like 40 going NORTH. I do not be cooking - they be taking me out to dinner - or cooking for me!!! I do not wash their clothes, sheeeeiiiiiiit---> they be picking mines up from the dry cleaners and delivering them to me!

WHAT, exactly am I doing to these dudes??????

Well, all I can tell you is....that Medina is a MONSTER!!!!
Monster=Pearl tongue.

Tell me, (Guys) have you ever been sprung?

Big T

IAm I being nasty today?

tis2flyyy, I have never ever ever ever been sprung ever, I mean never..Shane Goddamned Murphy refuses to be sprung like that..NEVER EVER EVER...Not once damned time have I been sprung..NEVER..HELL NO..NOT ME..I MEAN NOT ONE DAMNED TIME EVER..

Murphdogg,

that is NOT what you said last night nucca. and no starch on those panties, bee-yotch ;p

just kidding, boo. more pie?

tamra, I shined all your shoes like you told me, did you get the money I left for you to git your hair did?

Murphdogg,

umm yeah, but don't bother me right now, I'm at the spa. I'll be back when I'm back.

Murphdogg,

Pussy Whipped is

when you you skip out on yer buds to go to Tuesday Mornning to pick out new Curtins for the Den.

Or when you out and about and a pretty girl smiles at you and for no resson you feel guilty.

When you start ignoring everything in yer life but her theres a major problem.

I hate to amit it but I have been guilty of all but WE LIVE AND LEARN.