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Momof5,
Ok I gave it a try. Her kids were with their Dad. She came home looking to do the tumble asleep thing so I put on some disco music and started grooving while she's sitting on the couch. I start slow with only my leg moving to the driving beat. I laid a few facial contortions on her that I'd been practicing in the mirror all day. Then I get the rest of my body in on it. You know put my hands on my knees and rotated them while cranking my neck. She was so turned on that she yawned and excused herself. True love is what it is....

walrusjk,


Ouch, sorry man

Throw some rose petals on the bed with some candles some music.. Glass of champagne or wine.. I never heard of that kind of face contorted dancing, but to each their own..

Momof5,
Ya you're right..Now that I think of it while I was doing the rotating hand on the knees my back kind of went out so I put one on my back and kind of stumbled toward the corner while making a motion with the other hand to hold on and give me a minute. I'm a love machine

walrusjk,

What you are are FUNNY as HELL!!!!


I was just picturing this and started laughing!

tis2flyyy,
You're sweet to me. It moves me to move you. I can tell that you're a nice person. Your parents did a good job with you....

tis2flyyy,


I think you have a gentleman calla. why I do declare..