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MamaJanis,
I am collecting for the Pussy Eating Toaster Association, or PETA as we like to be called. Please send some of the money needed to provide the toasters with the quality pussy they so richly deserve and can have with just a small donation. I would like to thank MamaJanis for taking the toaster from my badness and nurturing it with some of the pussy she and she alone can give. Let's give her a round of applause and hope that others take her lead in this fight to keep toasters happy and with the right kind of pussy, tired and in need of a cigarette.
By the way.....I just read my own post and I sounded like a stuttering crackhead with down syndrome...my rib about " that was how I always thought that was how... " you know the rest....See, I can even rib my own shit!
:p

sidewalkgod,

Don't mind me, I just have a bad case of the giggles now. Need......air!

sidewalkgod,
you really have too much time on your hands... and it's too bad that your only funny when [/i]you want to be[/i], because the rest of the time us regular people are left bored and... you get the picture.

hubpluh,
Damn skippy girl! I am funny when I want to be. Thank you for noticing my gift of humor and spread the gospel to all of you " regular people ". Half the time you are bored? Then get off your lazy ass and donate to the fund. If your pussy isn't dead then please give it to your local toaster, or just give me some money to find it a hooker with a heart of gold....at least the hooker has the heart to support the struggle.

MamaJanis,
And use giggles to train for the goodness you will give the toaster. How long can one go without air? Well, the toaster hopes for at least five to ten miniutes....depending on how good the love is. Keep up the good work on please stay on the " job "!

sidewalkgod,

*holds breath*























*passes out*

Well, as me pal says, don't sweat the petty things - pet the sweaty things.

cire,
Right on!!!

MamaJanis,
You know....we here at Pussy Eating Toasters Association....ok.....I can't go on with the joke. How much can one person post about dead roaches and pussy eating toasters? Yet I am giddy that my little comment sparked such comic goodness!
And by the way....MamaJanis, if that is the longest you can hold your breath, I feel like I should pray for your man or woman....Keep fighting the good fight! :p

:p LOL, is breathing through my nose not an option? Ah, fuck it, I'll buy scuba gear!

sidewalkgod,

All this talk of roaches in the toaster makes me want to know... Why would you try to lite it in a toaster? Your bic won't work?