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JTF,
He will say the same thing!

Jennifer,

Ok. I see what it is. You're one of the ladies who doesn't ever do it around other people. But when you fall asleep you're probably a wind machine!!!

JTF,


I'm trying to put this up and not breath while trying not to laugh or wake grma up. She came in late last night from Mejico and is asleep behind me. Andi said "now I know where mom gets it".
The dog even got up early.

i have a fanny-fart story (what's the polite word for "fanny" in the US? i just remembered that fanny means your arse there....).

There I was, post-shag when the boyfriend went off to the toilet. I lay there as seductively as I could, giving him the sexy eyes and that as he gave me a look that meant I was in for some more when he got back!

The moment he was out of sight I heard what could be compared to a disturbed monster awakening in my front-bottom (jeez, how did that get there?!).

It shook the room!

While I lay there wondering whether to be surprised, embarrassed, or scared, I just heard him roaring with laughter!

Very embarrassing though!

OOH!!! the richard pryor dvd advert is on again....oh!!! now i know what it's for!!

Dear clairus99,



Queef is a whole 'nother topic .......

[/i] sounds like your ol 'man packed more air than Tom Carvel [/i]

bcddjjsc690,

"queef"?! that's a whole new word on me!

(i love this forum.... i don't talk like this anywhere else on the internet!)

clairus99,

queef - kwee F , v. - term used for the release of air from a womans [/i]front - bottom [/i] , honey pot. Length of the release, force and decibel levels vary ,Lover is imediately blamed ,and a slight adjustment of the in/out movement during the act of sex , is one remedy .

clairus99,


Feels good too!

kinda like a "raspberry"., get the old man to do that to the little captain you'll see.

astonamous,

nuttin dare.

JTF,

file this under "you gotta be fucking kidding me "

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_394 - la fartiste`'

figures a frenchman has this distinction