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hellifiknow,

wait... you rocked a puffy shirt, now you wanna bite me Marv Albert style? hmmm...the truth comes out at RP's place always. your ass is a vampire. a Dallas Mavs loving vampire. ain't that some shit?!

and you must have rolled the head wrong. besides, you gotta go to sistah gurl head roll school first if you ain't a sistah.

but let's wait and see what happens between you and Batwoman before we seal the Dallas Mavs loving thing. I have a feeling Shaq Daddy may change that too. wait, Shaq rocked a puffy shirt. didn't he?? in that genie movie, Kazaam I think? *scratching head*

Appaloosa,

and Walter Payton had that little soft voice. I don't know, something's starting to add up. I say check his closet. we know he had tights for the uniform but if there's a cape in that mofo break out the tix to the Rosie O'Donnell cruise!

hellifiknow,

watch it, Bro...that neck rollin' sheeeiiittt can be a bit, a shall we say, dangerous?

Funny you should mention the missing the game. I missed it too, I was too busy teaching a lesson on the "art of Copulation While the GAME is in Progess".

tis2flyyy,

yall had me thinking I missed a game. game 2 ain't until Sunday. now you know Batwoman will wear hellifiknow out double time for that one.

tis2flyyy,
ok...I want to make something perfectly clear, no copulation of any variety...regardless that I once had a puffy shirt...had anything to do with my sore neck and missing the first half of the game....Thank God I said sore neck and not sore throat.


tamra,
I hope batwomans been waiting all day for the game same as me because I sure thought today was sunday...I was sitting here waiting for the race to start and anticipating the game to follow so when I read your post it took a minute to soak in that theres not a game today...and there aint no race either.

let me explain why I was confused...there was a drought for the last couple weeks and this morning the phone rang and the weather changed...or..."I asked the sheep have ya got some wool, he said yes I do man my bag is full"...I think thats how it goes anyway.

hellifiknow,

ummm huh save it for Batwoman. I heard she beats men down w/a 3 foot long double-sided penis shaped object. she said something about it breaks down a man's mind too. and what man will admit to being beaten w/a large penis?

oh well game time is coming up. bring tissue hellifiknow!

tamra,
so then maybe if Payton had had a deep voice he mighta scored two hundred more touchdowns then.....maybe

tamra,
Shaq looked like he got beat by something, way before the end of the game too...Pat Riley was showing him how not to sweat.

I sure hope Miami wins at least one game because it would make me feel bad for you if they didn't...look on the bright side, the Mavs will probably lose one game in Miami on purpose so they can wrap it up on home court in Dallas. ;p

Appaloosa,
Walter Payton would have been proud of all the moves and yards ran by Gary Payton last night.

hellifiknow,

yeah it ain't looking pretty. the Heat is gonna need Batman, Superman, Moses and Aquaman to get them out of this jam. man, Shaq is becoming a choke artist because I know Dallas ain't that good. oh well if Dallas wins the next one it's all over. no coming back from 3 games down.

feel bad for Payton and Mourning.

hellifiknow,
well you know........some times things can happen and if they lose one there on purrose then they might just end up losin it all.....now that would be funny.......that would be comedy.....
Tamra
if they come back from three down it might be the first time in history an history was made to be broken.....i just hope they do....