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Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 9:54 pm
by bingolong
sidewalkgod,
Is it hubpluh? I thought that was your boo's name my fault dawg!!Whatever her name is the mouth is bout as wide as a basketball hoop!!!!
[Font size=7 face=s color=Purple]SWISH!!!!!![/font]
Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 10:07 pm
by sidewalkgod
JTF,
Yeah....your mom loves to call me carpetner cause she loves my screws and nails. By the way, I gave your mom a five dollar bill for tossing my salad and I am still waiting for my change.
Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 10:10 pm
by sidewalkgod
bingolong,
I am pretty impressed that you guessed HubPluh is my girlfriend! " Her mouth is as wide as a basketball hoop. "? Yeah, thanks for noticing. It's hard to please a man of my gifts with a mouth as tiny as your mom's.
Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 10:15 pm
by cire
now this is entertainment.
Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 10:17 pm
by bingolong
sidewalkgod,
Mothafucka do not phuck with me!!!Look at my avatar
[Font size=5 face=i color=Red]DO I LOOK LIKE THE ONE TO PLAY WITH!!!![/font]
What do you mean "guess"? Yo girl come to my house and she is the "guest"!!!!We go way back ........
Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 4:48 am
by Jennifer
bingolong,
Pretty funny shit!
Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 4:51 am
by bingolong
Jennifer,
Thanks! I really didn't mean to put all his biz on the street though,just wanted it to be a joke between me and him!!
Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 11:56 am
by sidewalkgod
bingolong,
You are right. You aren't a guy I want to play with....You are a guy I want to work for me. So you can go ahead and put my " biz " on the street and make me some money! You look a tad bit wore, so only charge 15 for the rim job and I think you will do fine. But if you don't bring your pimp daddy at least 250 a night, I'm gonna have to go old school and beat you with my Chuck Taylor. Feel like back sassing me? Then I'll take out my lighter and heat up the wire hanger and show you why your mamma still wears my brand. And please feel free to snap back, though I can't be sure I'll understand. I don't speak employee.
Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....
Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 12:21 am
by Gareth
bingolong,
yeah... i wouldnt mess with a scrappy lil fuck who knows how to jack pictures of ice cube either.
and man... you seem to do a lot of dating out of the pound bud. but as the saying goes, "everyone tries to marry their mother."
speaking of which... remind me to untie her from the tree in the yard when i get back from vacation.
gareth
Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....
Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 5:51 am
by JTF
sidewalkgod,
Read up on Gareth. That is how it is done. Or ask your mother, word is she is a pro at getting it done.