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The War On....
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 3:57 am
by Visitor
President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2005.
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp - Operation Infintie Purity'
Re: The War On....MASTERBATION
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:27 pm
by Visitor
Re: The War On....
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:24 pm
by Anditsdeeptoo
Visitor,
well shit, i'm in trouble then....
Re: The War On....
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:27 pm
by Jennifer
Anditsdeeptoo,
LOL!We all are!!
Re: The War On....
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:33 pm
by Anditsdeeptoo
Jennifer,
It's a proven fact that men who masturbate regularly have a lesser rate of colon cancer. The bible says the body is god's temple and thus needs to be taken care of. So in effect masturbation is a means of preserving the temple and thus a good christian ritual. Bush and his croonies should emmbrace this ideology, I call it Jerkin' for Jesus.
Re: The War On....
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:36 pm
by Smokey H
Anditsdeeptoo,
"Jerkin' for Jesus?"
Praise the Lord and pass
the tissue...
-Smokey
(trying to pass out SMILES today!)
Re: The War On....
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:39 pm
by Anditsdeeptoo
Smokey H,
"Our text for today comes from the book of Secret, victoria's secret, if you would please turn to page 16... damnit the pages are stuck together!!!"
Re: The War On....
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:41 pm
by bingolong
everybody,
Re: The War On....
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:54 pm
by Anditsdeeptoo
bingolong,
Sorry Bingo, this board compells honesty. Orin Hatch beat it more than a chimp in heat.
Re: The War On....
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 4:17 pm
by Smokey H
Anditsdeeptoo,
Orin Hatch...THAT bastard.
HE's the one who "invented" the MAGIC
BULLET in the Warren Com. Report!
A-wack-a-wack-awack!!
Smokey
