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Christian/Clean comedians needed for special events and concerts throughout the Southeast. Must have at least 45 minutes of solid material. No profanity/No sexual suggestive material. Audience will consist of primarily christians. Direct all emails for more information to Christiancomedian2000@yahoo.com

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Write 45 minutes of clean Jesus jokes... "Did you ever think Jesus..." "Ok, Jesus walks into a bar, and finds the Pope sitting there..." "You ever notice in church..."

Actually, I thought of a real one the other day. Have you ever noticed that in church, nobody is drinking coffee? These same people couldn't make it to work without at least 3-4 cups, then need two more when they get there. They partied friday and saturday night, got 3 hours of sleep after having pre-marital sex. And then they sit in church on sunday morning. You'd think that someone would be sipping on a triple venti white mocha they picked up at starbucks or something...