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What About The Children
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:46 am
by billyb0y
If the religious fanatics get their way, a child learning to count to one thousand will not have to endure the number 69 because it is not a moral number.
Also under consideration for removal is the number 666 for obvious reasons.
And in a twist, the number 999 is also scheduled for removal, because in a twist it turns into 666.
This is a serious problem folks and if anyone has any other offending numbers to suggest, please post them here for the God fearing public to worry about
Re: What About The Children
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:50 am
by billyb0y
deepseas,
I see.....I mean the government does have the right to keep the wool pulled over the public's eyes.
I guess Indiana is not the only state that is worried.
Residents of Intercourse Pennsylvania have decided not to wait for the backlash concerning their name and have decided to change it's name to "Fuck"
Re: What About The Children
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:50 pm
by billyb0y
deepseas,
Another city in Indiana is trying to get ahead of the morality movement and decided today to change it's name to...
[Font size=5 face=v color=red]Cunnilingus Indiana[/font]
Care to guess what the old name was???
Re: What About The Children
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:26 am
by Honky1974
billyb0y,
At least Britian isn't the only country going potty with political correctness. They have started to ban certain nursery rhymes in schools over here like Baa Baa Black sheep. Fair dues I know what the song means but for a little 3 year old? You can't call a blackboard a blackboard any more it is a chalk board. You can get into trouble at a football ground for waving the St Georges cross as it might upset non English fans. Same in Scotland you are not allowed to wave the flag of St Andrew. You are only allowed to fly the Union Jack on public holidays so as not to offend other cultures.
Not being funny but I was always on the understanding that a racist comment is a comment meant to cause offence to the person it was aimed at. So how is calling a chalk board a blackboard offensive?
It's a mad world.
Honky1974
Re: What About The Children
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:44 am
by billyb0y
deepseas,
The name still is "French Lick" Indiana
Re: What About The Children
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:10 pm
by JTF
billyb0y,
We've got do do something to save the children. Soon it will be there turn to try and save the world.
Who really cares? Who's willing to try? To save a world that is destined to die.