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can you help?
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:31 pm
by Visitor
which came first chicken or the egg? please reply with answer as ive been up for three days trying to decide thanks!
Re: can you help?
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:42 pm
by bingolong
Visitor,
I know you are joking but if you think about it in a bibical sense the chicken came first the same way Adam and Eve came first.If you think about it scientifically you asking the wrong motherfucka!!!!!
Re: can you help?
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:27 am
by JTF
bingolong,
So it was the chicken...
Biblically, first there was Adam. He was cool. Just kickin' back watching football, drinkin beer, & rappin with God. Then God decided to create Eve, the egg (bearer.) Actually, since Adam didn't become a chicken until he was faced with a woman telling him what to do "EAT THE DAMN APPLE!!! WHAT ARE YOU, A MAN OR A MOUSE? GOD CAN"T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. EAT THE DAMN APPLE YOU LITTLE SPINELESS WIMP!!!" So Adam did what most any man would do: he turned into a chicken and ate the apple. So now the question remains unanswered. What came first, the chicken or the egg? (Answer: The egg came of the chicken, but the chicken wasn't a chicken until the egg.)
Re: can you help?
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:50 am
by Surferchicklet
Non Bibically...
The Egg.
A chicken like bird laid a nest full of eggs, and one or more were deformed, with a deformity that increased its survival rate, and made it a chicken... It reproduced with its nondeformed bretheren or sisteren and the deformity was a dominant trait which was passed onto its offspring, the chicken.