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there is a disease thats killing more black men than aids...its called child support!child support makes my paycheck look like its been smoking crack!

guyt,

I think Chris Rock did that joke about taxes. "The government is on the pipe!!!!"

Anditsdeeptoo,
if he did he stole it from me!

guyt,
Makes sense...especially since you just stated the comparison/observation, and Chris said it...oh...I dunno...About 4-5 years ago?

Yes, I have a sense of humor.

guyt,

You better go collect those royalties then bro!!

BeenThere,
hey beenthere not only is your name a sign of geniuos youre also observant!youd make a great comedian!

guyt,

Wrong!

Child support is like a car payment. You pay, and pay, and pay, and if you make it to the end of the payments you are left with nothing but the memories of an old ride that you wish you never had...

JTF,
to you its like a car payment to me its like traveling hell! so kiss my ass bout that street joke this shit is serious! its funny when it aint your check!

guyt,

Ain't no reason to get pissed off at me muthafucka. I'm in the same boat as you! I got six years of these payments left, and her mama put her in an expensive-ass private school.

So before you go getting bitchy with me, just think how a 33 cent propylactic could have saved your ass all this fucking grief. The bitch couldn't have hit your ass with this child support if the little bastards weren't yours.

Now go knock up another money hungry cunt and shut your bitch-ass pie hole, muthafucka!

JTF,
Anyone else smellin' beef...?
Quit with that shit..

Here's a lil' Child Support joke for you all...
Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; You tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the ex had to say and how she took it.

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now .. what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."

Now...aint that a REAL bitch...


and Guyt,
I sense a bit of sarcasm. That might do you well when you explain to the judge that you "forgot" to pay your monthly check.