Rude Haikus
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:35 pm
Hi folks. There's nothing poetic about me, but I was trying to impress a girl once and realised I was in a poetry group. I was asked to read out one of my works and had to improvise a haiku off the top of my head. I came up with one and I've been quite fond of improvising nonsensical haikus ever since.
#1
[/i]What the hell is wrong[/i]
[/i]With me fucking your best friend[/i]
[/i]When you won't put out[/i]
Here's another one I made up one day when I needed it.
#2
[/i]I don't like your face[/i]
[/i]You make me want to punch you[/i]
[/i]So please go away[/i]
#1
[/i]What the hell is wrong[/i]
[/i]With me fucking your best friend[/i]
[/i]When you won't put out[/i]
Here's another one I made up one day when I needed it.
#2
[/i]I don't like your face[/i]
[/i]You make me want to punch you[/i]
[/i]So please go away[/i]
