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maybe you've heard it before...


duck walks into a bar, asks the bartender

"you got any grapes?"

"No" the bartender says, and tells the duck to get out,

next day, duck walks back into the same bar, "you got any grapes?"

"No" the bartender says and sends the duck back out again

the next day, the duck comes back AGAIN and asks the bartender once more "you got any grapes?"

the bartender gets pissed and says, "If you come back in here one more time and ask me that I'm gonna staple your bill to this counter!" sends the duck out...


so, the next day, the duck walks in and asks the bartender, "You got any staples?"

"No", the bartender says...

the duck thinks a minute, then asks, "You got any grapes?"

Noib,

Quite a daffy duck.

JTF,

What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?



Most of the time you get a onion with really long ears...







But once in a while you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.........