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Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports
Associated Press

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

JTF,

I wanna reply even tho I would be just fooling I don't think the ladys here would be to thrilled with me. I'm so biting my lip.

smjmcomic,

Now you are going to be shy?!

Visitor,



Yes I like it here and I want to be able to come back.

JTF,

I hope his team ending up winning!

(that was me...)

jane_haze,smjmcomic,JTF
what a punk , I read about this , He's 30 and she was 40,
She asks him [/i]back [/i] to bed , He answers back with 70 blows from a hammer .
When a woman asks you back to bed , you should thank GOD your a man , and dive in .

I hope the punk ass murderer lives a long tortured life in prison . receiving abuse of all kinds from professionals.

fuck me, that's a bit OTT innit?!?!

let's just hope they don't want a cuddle in the big house, huh?!

bcddjjsc690,

She said "Baby... I want 69." So he gave her 70!

JTF,