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Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:39 pm
by smjmcomic
I'd really like to know ;)

Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:34 pm
by Mister Gee
smjmcomic,

I hear that Toronto is nice this time of year.... ;)

Peace gee

Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:23 am
by smjmcomic
astonamous,




Well JTF owes me a dance :D

Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:50 am
by Mister Gee
smjmcomic,

Hmmmmm, JTF or Iraq?....the choice is yours!:p

Peace gee

(send us a postcard from Baghdad :lol:)

Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:51 am
by smjmcomic
Mister Gee,



Yeah no kidding :lol:

Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:33 pm
by Anditsdeeptoo
smjmcomic,

I'm going to tell them I'm gay, that seems to work.

Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:38 am
by Murphdogg
Anditsdeeptoo,a sure fire way to get out of it is to join the air guard of a state...when asked why you joined the guard say you wanted to be a piolet like your pa..when further asked then why not be a piolet in a regular branch of the service start making up words, and dodgeing questions and say the word "freedom" alot..if that fails find someone who actually did serve and pay people to assinate their character...now if that doesn't work...randomly start talking about jesus..at that point if asked what jesus has to do with any of this, start talking about how gay marriages are going over topple the republic..if they still have a question start questioning their sexuality...

Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:23 pm
by Anditsdeeptoo
Murphdogg,

Seems like the fail safe way!

Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:41 am
by smjmcomic
Just walk in the office wearing nothing but glitter and seamen



that should do the trick huh?