RichardPryor.com Forums

Yeah so I was doing my haunted house thing tonight and I was bringing a group through are part of the house. I should have known something was up this group happend to be full of hommies (mexican gangsters) We do a mock of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Anyways I'm doing my spiel bring them through and one of them shoves me FOR NO RESSON AT ALL

Anyways I figure maybe there just playing around no biggie I can let shit go so I give my buddy the cue to came out with the chainsaw he starts doing his thing while I was watching my bud doing his thing with the saw BAM FOR NO REASSON AT ALL I GET HIT WITH A RIGHT TO MY LEFT EYE I FALL BACK AND SLAM MY HEAD ON THE PAVEMENT MY GLASSES GO FLYING OFF.


Lucky my specs stayed together by the time I got up they were gone. I'm sore as hell but I'm ok my mother said I should stay up for a few more hours I guess its not good to go too sleep right after a blow to the head. I got hit about 4 or 5 hours ago I'll be ok.



But what the hell? I never did nothing to them whats the point? I swear man and people wonder why I never leave the house

smjmcomic,


The spineless son of a crack whore didn't have balls enough to get in your face even if it was just to be a macho prick. You intimidated the chicken dicked little pussy so he had to wait till you wasn't looking and be a man asshole style. You need a redneck, probably get ya killed but what fun it would be.

One morning gma woke me up and the pillow was stuck to my head from dried blood, I was still confused but I remember everytime I turned my head this big white thing followed me around...

hellifiknow,

Funny, I was just reading a similar story on Murphdogg's blog. He went to a haunted house and laid somebody out with one punch!

JTF,


Was he in Oxnard? He does look a bit homie but thats probably from his oklahoma side of the family.
Must be something about them haunted houses, my older cousin beat up frankenstein once which was pretty cool from a grade schoolers point of view.

smjmcomic,

If ya can't find a redneck see if you can get a hockey player, their not as refined and don't cook as well but they only drink about half the beer.

Am I the only person who gets mad dog 20/20 flashback cringes when they read "Murphdogg".

smjmcomic,

bingolong,

is that the new

hellifiknow,


Nah ist in this Divd Duke wet dream known as Ventura


I don't care if your gona hit me you could atlest have a resson

smjmcomic,

The pussy had a reason, the same one they always have...you wasn't looking.

sorry man, I've been tagged a time or two and the shit aint funny.

hellifiknow,



My ego's more beat up than my face its cool I'm going back tonight I don't think I'll have anymore problems.


Last night we had a certin radio station there they seem to bring in some real low lifes.

smjmcomic,

ego shouldn't worry about something it couldn't see coming....