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I'm no computer guy

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:21 pm
by smjmcomic
I'm sick of this slooow ass loading


This no joke I have close to 12 thousand porn clips on this thing. If I get rid of em will it make my pc any faster?

Re: I'm no computer guy

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:02 am
by jane_haze
smjmcomic,

Typically, that'd help. Just burn your porn to CD, and all will be well. Then you can have your snatch and eat it too.

Re: I'm no computer guy

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:37 am
by Anditsdeeptoo
jane_haze,

as the guiness commercial says...

BRILLIANT!!!!

Re: I'm no computer guy

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:56 pm
by bcddjjsc690
smjmcomic,

deleting the porn should be a last resort , let's not get hysterical , ]:o)

Re: I'm no computer guy

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:11 pm
by JTF
bcddjjsc690,

I agree. If you want to clear out some room, but save your porn, just delete a file called "Windows."

Re: I'm no computer guy

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:23 pm
by smjmcomic
JTF,



I'm deleting everything but the Midget porn

Re: I'm no computer guy

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:18 pm
by Visitor
smjmcomic,

Porn sites are THE worst for attaching adware and your computer is probably full of that shit.

If you haven't done a scan of your hard-drive for a while, I would check that out before you copy onto a disc. Otherwise, everytime you load that disc, you are going to re-infect your hard drive.

Re: I'm no computer guy

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:03 am
by Mister Gee
Visitor,

Now THAT'S what this site needs.... someone to give computer advice (esp regarding porn!). we got too many comedians, rap stars, activists, philosophisers, perverts and weedheads here!!

Where are the "normal" people???

Now I need a good plumber....and I'm also tryin to sell my car! ;)

Peace gee

Re: I'm no computer guy

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:06 pm
by tis2flyyy
smjmcomic,


Do you have any Porn from Snoop Dogg's Girlz Gone Wild? If so, please send me some with Snoop D O double G in them :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just want to see Snoop naked, is his azz skinnier than a toothpick? DOes he look sexy - I doubt it! His clothes be all big and saggy - but I seen his arms in THE WASH when he was in the bed sleeping with TRUTH- his arms were skinny az hell. :lol: :lol:

Re: I'm no computer guy

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:13 pm
by smjmcomic
tis2flyyy,


I can't say that I have any Snoop


I have just about everything you can think of but no Snoop sorry.

I have already started deleting and things seem to be loading quicker