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I am starting a new mini-series......something to make you think and hopefully laugh!

......Meanwhile, back at the Nickerson Gardens (for all of you squares, that is the MAIN ghetto azz project in Watts - featured in that movie MENACE to Society), My homey just got banged on 'cause he rode up in the projects to drop off his son's school friends over their GrandMammy's house after his son's b-day party. My homey came in driving a brand spanking new Dodge Charger and left there running, trying to hail a cab.

Them ghetto azz foolz don't play! Later, they found his car - at least he found his own car...while watching the news later that night, he recognized his car in a televised high speed chase on the 110N freeway. Sad to report, the police threw down their darts and poked holed in the tires. The thieves, kept on driving, like it was the thing to do! There was sparks shootin' up off the freeway and shit, car almost caught on fire!!! The car used to be grey and now, it is a BLACK and JACKED UP in the back - two toned and wrecked!!!


& Damn, my homeboy's insurance JUST lasped on the 6th due to non-payment!!! He SAID that because of the holiday mail and things, his check got caught up! Knowing his lying azz, he did not mail it, in the first place. So now, what is he gonna do????

So now, he has no car, the car is in the impound being held due to it was used in commission of a crime (running from the police is a serious offense and will get you 25 with an L. (L for L-I-F-E).

Even if he could get the car out of impound, his azz is broke as hell from spending all of his cheese on Christmas and birthday presents for his son. He can not AFFORD an impound bill, right now.

Also, he has NO insurance, so he will be making a car note on a car he can't drive, get fixed or even access. He can not even afford to pay the deductible, if he HAD insurance!


Now, he can not get to work or get his kid to school. If he can't get to work, he can not make the money needed to pay his car note. If he can not pay his car note, his credit will be ruined, he will NEVER be able to get a new car again!

The homey is walking around RIGHT NOW! saying: "Shit, shit , shit, SHIT!!!"

& to top it all off, the baby momma stopped by to pick up her son to take him out for brunch for his birthday, and casually mentions to my homey that: "Oh, by the way, you ain't the Daddy, you was just the only one stupid enough not to ask for a blood test!!!!!"

But the homey still has a child support order on his azz and if he can't get to work, then he can't pay his child support! Hell, he could wind up getting arrested for non-payment of child support - for a kid that AINT even his! Now, Ain't that a Bee-yotch????

Oh shit!!!! Can the homeboy's life get any worse than this?

What lessons has he learned?
1. Don't be messing around in the ghetto if you ain't from the ghetto.
2. Tell that Grandmammy to pick up her own damn grandkids!
3. Don't buy a new car unless you can afford insurance!
4. Stop messing with stray azz broads from the hood - and
5. Always but always GET A BLOOD TEST!

Now, on the next episode.....Will he make the car disappear, chop the car and sell it for parts & take the repo on the chin? Will he testify at the thief's trial and get smoked for snitching? & will he beat the shit out of his so called baby's momma and call her a dirty lying cunt - in front of all her girls the next time her catches her at the club? WIll the homey get arrested for (a) chopping the car, (b) beating his alledged baby momma or (c) for not paying child support or (d) robbing a bank because he needs MONEY to take care his shit & buy him a new car!!!!

We will also find out WHY the grandmammy is taking care of those kids and WHERE THE SAM HELL IS THEIR MOMMA AT, & why she couldn't pick up her own damn kids!?????

Stay tuned & find out all of these answers on the next episode of.....
The YOUNG, the WILD and the RESTLESS!!!!!

Executive Produced by:
Big T Hollywood

Hey ya'll,

I see people is reading this, but no comments!

WhazUp?

It took a lot for me to think all of that shit up for aya'll entertainment...at least say something, dammit!

Excuse me, my creaative frustration is coming out. Yoi see, I am seriously thinking of doing some comedy this year, since people be telling me I am crazy as hell all of the time, I thought I try my hand at an amateur night. who knows, I might be good. I was trying to get some feedback to pump me up to do it. Hell, I tried being a plus size model in 2005 and dontcha know, I was gettting paid for doing it by the end of the year. Sheeeiiiit, I thought you knew, this CPA has a WHOLE lot of tricks in her bag!

So holla at your girl and tell me if you likd the episode. It ws inspired by a real person....he read this shit and is now mad at me. HAHAHAHAH, I told hom, so SUE ME, bee-yotch!

tis2flyyy,
It was funny ,sad for the homeboy , it might play well in L.A. but the rest of the country is another matter ,unless your looking to go straight to the WB./ UPN ,

Plus are you willing to battle with all the black liberals on the sterotypes? By the time this gets edited by the
networks.You might not recogize it , but the premise is good.It's a good start .

bcddjjsc690,
Naw, just going to use the material in an amateur night comedy routine - out here in LA, where the shit will mean something to somebody. You see, everywhere does not have a ghetto like LA. I mean, they have ghetto's, but not LA ghetto-fied ghetto's, ya know?

Maybe that is why people have NOT posted back. Too freaking 'hood' for them.

Sorry ya'll. I rep's the hood, so sorry I left out something for the liberals and squares. I am a professional, been to college, all of that. But I rep's the hood. Never forget where I came from or at least NEAR where I came from! HAHAHAHAH

UPN/ WB My hopes are big, but not that big! I just want to do a little skit in a comedy routine, that's all.

I am going to tell you something. The only part of the story that is true, is the homey going to the projects to drop them kids off. I made up the rest.

I told you, that choice cush makes the mind do thangs....

Thanks for replying Man. You saved the day for me. I was almost going to give up on the amateur night. It is on Jan 28th. I am gearing up for it.

tis2flyyy,

oooh this wasn't real. my bad. then it's some funny ghetto stuff, but some people wouldn't understand it.

because I've never taken a car off the dealer's lot w/out insurance, or ever been w/out insurance. it's that Murphy's Law factor.

I guess you use it to make a funny to define "Murphy's Law". *shruggin*

tis2flyyy,
All I have to say is... I really want to smoke with you one day. You get 'different' weed and I want to smoke inhale of it.

robfharris,
Bet, you are on!
Thanks for posting your reply.

Tamra,

I just knew you would say that! For some reason, I get the feeling, you do not even JAY walk, do you? Ok, thank you for your honest reply. I am gonna keep that in mind.

A little too hood, huh?

tis2flyyy,

hey if it's faster to get across the street by walking anyway possible that's me. it's just that i've never been that irresponsible when it comes to car insurance. it's like going to vegas and just throwing hundreds on a table. it's also called bad luck. don't have something happens, do have nothing happens. I'd rather have and 1 less thing to worry about.

when you're on your own and have to take care of yourself, you like to avoid problems, not make more. otherwise you're just digging an avoidable grave.

tamra,
You know, I do hear you on that because all three of my cars stay insured and I do not drive all three, I am only one person! Oh make that four cars, as my son's car is on my insurance too!

But to be honest, when I was young-er (as I am still young, shoooot!), I did not have no damn car insurance....sheeeiiiittt, I was lucky if I had enough money for pampers and toilet paper!!! THOSE things used to be considered luxuries.

I am not even trying to floss, I know about being broke and F&)*CKED up, that is why I can write about it. Of course, today, I am making major dollars, my business is doing great (thank GOD), but it was a time when I was scambling, tripping about if the lights and gas was going to get cut off. People leaving Pay or Quits on my door.

I am not tripping on you or nothing, and I guess I am just agitated, but I just HATE it when people be like trying to floss and shit like they are ABOVE the hood and they ain't NEVER had no problems in life and they don't know about hard times. Again, this is not directed at you. I am just making a comment. You know I am not talking about you, cause I KMOW your ass done hard a hard time.

If your ass is black - you know about hard times. I talk about hood shit because the news is full of bougey shit. Don't nobody in the hood give a damn about Cheney 'bout to have a heart attack or if Natalie's will ever be found in Aruba or who killed Jo Benet Ramsey or world affairs or the triclke down theory!

That hood news, is the business....in the hood and the venue of amatuer comedy night is where? In the M-Fing hood.

I go up in there talking all proper, like my education afforded me, and I might get shot!

tis2flyyy,

oh I know what you're saying, but if I'm not sitting on top the world, I like to create as few problems as possible. friends and family would come to me for things and assume I was never in need. you know why: because I only had me to take care of, and I was told this directly as they were borrowing.

does money fall out the fucking sky for single people? where the fuck do they think we get our money from and that life is a non-stop party and everything is fucking free, and bills are non-existent or dirt cheap.

it's even harder on your own. so I tried as best as I could to avoid as many problems as possible. I lived the days starving when those same family members weren't around. I lived the days walking when those same family members weren't around. I did w/out many of days. so I understand the story. however, it lost me because before I would have went down to a dealer and brought a brand new car I would have made sure I had the insurance for it since I wouldn't be able to afford the loss if I'm already in a hole. and esp. being black and driving while black, you should have insurance.

now if it was a used car, and I had just enough for the car and food, fuck it, I'd get the insurance ASAP, and doing things for others also w/cars would have to wait. that's just old school keeping it real. or like they say: help somebody trifling out and get fucked every time.

all I'm saying is when you're having hard times, times are made harder from choices. shit happens, but you don't have to make shit happen.