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I come home from work the other day and my gal is feeding Yoda (My pug) and he doesn't even acknowlege me! Just keeps eating! He's been hanging around me since pretending nothing happened. I'm giving him the silent treatment...

what is she feeding his ass?,,,next time he ignores you you should piss in his bowl!

keavin,


Maybe the dog like the smell of her......pefume!

Yea, that is it! Perfume!!!

Mr. W,
Ah man, forgive the poor little guy. He still oves ya!

tis2flyyy,
Ok I had it out with him. He was sniffing around my feet or something and I said "Hey! Mister don't know who I am! What's up? He cocked his head and looked at my hand to see if I had a treat. He never plays fair.....

next time he sniffs at yo-feet KICK THE SHIT OUTTA HIS ASS!

but hold on,,,, your woman will leave you before the dog will. so give that muthafuka a bone!

keavin,
I am certain...you didn't mean that comment...'bout kickin the shit outta your dog'

Ahhh snap... whether you know it or not, guy, you totally got ... the Look!

You better rethink that animal abuse. Now!

I have my own problems...

I'm trying to house train my Pet Rock. I put her on newspaper, she just sits there with this blank look on her face... for hours.

Jennifer,
no jenni i cant possibly mean that,after all the dog is mans best friend,besides my dog "licks" better than my fuckin wife!