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Your wait person has just showed up at your table. Very cordial and polite. He or she goes.."Would you like to order?" This would be your cue to to stare straight in their face and start trying to mimick the wildest air guitar solo you could possibly come up with. Your fingers would be going a million miles an hour, the eyes squinting while your tongue is waggling like a dog! It would be a good topic of conversation next time they saw their friends....

walrusjk,

Phoenix huh , your spending waaaaay too much time in the sun

bcddjjsc690,
Phoenix has nothing to do with it. It's my crazy ass big toe whispering these ideas to me. Where I live could be worse. I could wake up one day and be from South Carolina. I used to date a gal from Greenville and she used too tell me she was "fixing" on doing things. ie. "I'm fixing on running up to the store." My pinky toe gave me that one. He's always butting in....

walrusjk,

Well, my crazy big azz *^*&(&**& is responsible for my behavior. One time, I went to the drive thru with my son & a car full of his friends, gave this the hispanic lady working the drive thru this long ass list of things. The whole time, she is interrupting me, speaking spanish to some damn body else. Then saying to me "un, uh, un, uh"...like she is getting eveything I am saying.

Soon as I say "that will be all", would you believe this broad says...."Can you repeat the order again?".

So, now I am like .

Then I proceed to repeat the order again - very slow, very loud and very clearly . I have now got kids in the back of my car going crazy from burger king fumes. So, my nerves are getting frayed. My son is just looking at me, waiting to take cover. So, I get to the end of the order, this time I say real nicely (don't want no spit on the burgers, mind you) "Did you get everything?". Wouldn't you know the dumb beeeeee-yotch says...."I could not understand you, would you mind giving me your order again?"

So, now I am really like

I looked over at my son, punched the gas petal to drive on up to the window, my son instinctively covers his ears and said
"ooooooohhhhhhhh, she better run & hide because my Momma is about to pull that lady through the window and cuss her out!" !!!

The way he said it, made me laugh so hard hard!!! If anybody knows that I am meaner than a rattle snake when it comes down people doing stupid shit, is my son! And because he made me laugh, saved that girls life, basically!

I never did get the order from burger king, I wound up taking all those rug rats to the Ihop, where the service was A1 but the food was like not too good!