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I'll try this again, bust on each other 18th century style..I'll start

thy mother is of uncertain liniage and questionable moral fortitude

Murphdogg,

this is hilarious by the way

thy mother dost be foul not even our fair king would useth thy sword to choppeth her head off.

(had to fix my thine/thys ;p)

tamra, I rebuke thee's accusation against mine mother, thy's mother hath harloty tendencies and attributes

Murphdogg,

for thou art confuseth. it is a far, far tragedy to discusseth thy mother. thine mother dost be most crusty, thee castle is madeth from pieces of the unfair maiden.

Murphdogg,

and yo momma a hoe too! (sorry, a brother just rolled through the kingdom for a sec!)

tamra,

thoust mother emits such a maloderous stench, yorn stable boy knows not whether to cleaneth thine stable or provideth dental cleansing powder for yorn matriarch.

(ooooohh, oh hell no he didn't!)

Anditsdeeptoo,

LMFAO! thou dost amuseth me. summon thy swine like mother, for I hadst prepareth a journey, wherest I shalt ride her. for she hath the might of all thine glorious king's horses.

tamra,

thy mother hast been so corpulent, whence she taketh rest around thy castle, she taketh rest AROUND thy castle...

I declare, thy mother has an exquisite bosom for stashing ones face....quite grand indeed!!! May she come hither with great haste and fancy herself with thine great gourd?

...Is this too much to ask?

bingolong,

dost thou thinketh me a fool?! hark! I wilt commandeth the Earl to declareth war against thy mother. we shall driveth thy hairy beast to thee hills.


(OMG Too Legit To Quit by Hammer is on radio now!! I think I should throw on some 18th century beats)