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What is the funniest thing that ever happened with your dog?

My mother had this dog, Baxter, who was obcessed with food. I know all dogs love food, but this dog went way beyond what any normal dog in this area. One day mom was barbequing some steaks... Baxter stood right by the grill, waiting... Waiting... Waiting... Then, suddenly, one escaped in the transfer from the grill to the plate! It didn't make it to the ground...

So there goes Bazter, running his ass off with this steak in his mouth! Mom yells. We chase him around the yard, never letting him get a moment to chew...

We caught him and pry his mouth open, removing the steak. Mom then throws it back on the grill and says "That one is for your Grandma."

So we're eating steak for dinner. Mom & I are holding in laughter... My sister thinks we are crazy (we couldn't tell her because she had a big mouth and would have blabbed.) And I keep asking Grandma how her steak was!

JTF,

Kept losing boxer shorts. Every week I'd go to do the wash and another pair of sexy smiley face boxers would be missing from the hamper, thought nothing of it other than what kind of dumbass loses underwear? Winter passes, so I go outside for a little yard work, this lil summbich has stashed pairs of socks and drawls behind the bushes. They were all chewed up, not sure what exactly her commentary was, did they smell too good or too bad?

JTF,

I done told it but you made me see it again...all hunkered down watching my lab face fuck the neibhor kid he had pinned down. I'm sorry man but the visual on that remains pretty damn vivid.

Rick had one of those dogs that would chase its tail and then stand there and whine when he caught it because it probably hurts to chew on your own tail. dog was ignorant. and it would growl at you if you called it a pussy, stand there with a mouthful of tail and fucking growl at you.