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62 and still Rolling
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 3:58 pm
by bcddjjsc690
Keith Richards ......Medical Miracle......who'd a thought .
How can parents try to convince there kids not to do drugs if a guy like this is still kicking ?
And what is 62 years old man doing in a tree ?
That's a question for the ages ...
" Hey Keif , What ya doing in a tree man ? We got a tour to do ..."
Comics have for years been telling the joke ..
" After the nuclear war ends life on the planet..there will only two inhabitants of earth ...cockroaches and Keith Richards..
Well after reading last weeks news ...even the cockroaches are going " What the Fuck!!!!
http://www.katu.com/entertainment/story.asp?ID=85703 - Surgery relieves pressure'
Re: 62 and still Rolling
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:35 pm
by hellifiknow
bcddjjsc690,
the fall that inspired my avatar, Keith will still be standing long after Micks face down...I figure releiving pressure in his head just made more room for other stuff.
"I'm a monkeyyyyy" thud.
Re: 62 and still Rolling
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:38 pm
by bcddjjsc690
hellifiknow,
I bet the entire hospital staff attending had to wear HAZ MAT suits when they cut into that head ..
Re: 62 and still Rolling
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:59 pm
by hellifiknow
bcddjjsc690,
no shit, mopp level 4... I was trying to think of what they could possibly use for anesthesia on Keith Richards, at least he'd know where the veins were...and sometimes people talk all kinds of shit in post-op, "the nurses report says the patient was hallucinating about someone named Brian in a swimming pool and yelling for Mick to hold his legs tighter because he couldn't keep the wankers head under the water"...
;p
you know I caused that right? we was talking about coconuts while I was showing jr. how to pick monkey man...either that or it happened first and Keith falling out of a coconut tree caused me to make some racist comments and teach jr. how to play monkey man...I'm not to sure of the time zone differences. or the date. neither was Keith for that matter.
Re: 62 and still Rolling
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:34 pm
by Mister Gee
hellifiknow,
I saw a documentary on the Stones a while back where Keith was talking about how he only ever used the finest grade of Cocaine which he attributed to his good health. When I heard that, i thought "Only a junkie would say that,He must be out of his tree!" (poor joke,I know!)
Peace gee
Re: 62 and still Rolling
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:07 pm
by Appaloosa
Mister Gee,
cocaine and health?? ...sounds like my cousin talking....
Re: 62 and still Rolling
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 4:37 am
by hellifiknow
Mister Gee,
no that was a good one, spanked my monkey one all to hell. ;p
Appaloosa,
I know it's not cut near as much if you buy it near the border...that should be on a warning label or something.
Re: 62 and still Rolling
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:38 am
by bcddjjsc690
hellifiknow,
alcohol is one thing but standing next to Keith Richards can't have any positive effects on a persons health, talk about contact .
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/0 ... index.html - Ron Wood '
Re: 62 and still Rolling
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:25 pm
by hellifiknow
bcddjjsc690,
if there was only a way to bottle the vapors coming off of Keith Richards, it would be badder than coke, heroin, weed, ludes, mushrooms and a bottle of wild turkey all rolled into one..
I hope Ronnies alright and he recovers quick...he's held the only job more dangerous than being drummer for Spinal Tap longer and better than anyone else.
have you ever noticed how many really good bands have a guy named Ronnie in them?
Re: 62 and still Rolling
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:23 pm
by bcddjjsc690
