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1. Have you ever been in a car accident?

2. How old were you when you first kissed someone, or were kissed by someone, in a not so platonic manner?

3. Have you ever made a prank phone call?

4. What are you afraid of?

5. Do you have any hidden talents?

6. What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?

7. Have you ever broken a bone?

8. Do you make wishes on shooting stars?

9. Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?

10. What is the best compliment you have ever received?

Visitor,
1. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes, in my brand new car. Tore the muther up, she did. But We both were unharmed, thank God.

2. How old were you when you first kissed someone, or were kissed by someone, in a not so platonic manner? I was 14, his name was Demetrius - he was the Don Juan Dimarco at our school and was dared to kiss him. I did.

3. Have you ever made a prank phone call? Yes. I repeatedly called a phone #, over and over again, asking to speak to Mr. Peter Zellewger- disguising my voice each time. After the tenth or eleventh time, I called back with a very deep voice and said " Ah, this in Peter Zelleweg, have I have any messages?".....then I would hang up and bust up laughing!

4. What are you afraid of? Snakes, spiders, heights, roller-coasters, the next dumb move our president makes.

5. Do you have any hidden talents? Yes, I play the piano and sing, quite exquisitely, if I may say so myslef.

6. What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?
Well, I am always thankful that I did wake up.....can you dig that?

7. Have you ever broken a bone? No, but I have been shot.

8. Do you make wishes on shooting stars?
Yes, I make wishes all of the time. I wish that I can find a way, to continue to still get paid, with out having to go to work every damn day.

9. Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? I prefer face to face interaction. So, in case someone does say something brilliant or stupid, they can see my facial expression. I can gage their sincerity or interest in the issue. I can haul off and smack the shit out of them, if they get out of line...you know? That type of thing.

10. What is the best compliment you have ever received?
Somebody once told me, "T, you are too flyyyyy, girl."

I am just kidding!
Naw, the best compliment - is when my parents told me in the same day, that they were proud of me and what I made of my life. That made me feel very good.

Visitor,
1. more than twice but the best one was in a 72 maverick hauling ass down a county road at night and I turned the lights off, I knew I was going to fast for the curve ahead but Rick got me laughing so I miss judged the distance so when I turned on the lights it looked really weird because we had shot straight threw the curve and were literally flying through the air above a wheat field, a planet looks really cool coming at you in your head lights but then it hurts.

2. 12

3. for years I called all the window replacement or whatever late night commercial was on at the time and ordered things for my grandma, any time a telephone solicitor called me I gave them her address...she never could figure out why people were always showing up at her house with all kinds of shit. she was suspicious of me but could never prove nothing.

4. God

5. nope, I hide when I play my guitar but thats because everybody makes me.

6. "where's the pipe?"

7. Yep, I suppose that could be my hidden talent. and recent ct scans show I broke my left leg but couldn't say when. hidden talent #2. fucking idiot.

8. yes, I wish for them to hit somebody that really deserves it. ................................................................................................................................9. I screwed that up. online...but I'm really with Tis2flyyy on that one and prefer face to face encounters.

10. I was called out by our First Sgt.(who I totally admired) in front of the post, company and squad commanders, officers and the entire 2/3 armored cavalry regiment for disobeying orders and completeing a seven mile full battle dress field run about a week after riding a truck off a bridge and going splat. The army physicians had screwed up and discharged me back to duty after the wreck so I didn't have medical documentation saying I couldn't participate, top and my sgt told me to fall out when the run began but I told them to go piss up a rope and kept running...refer to the fucking idiot hidden talent...I guess what made it special was the post, squadron and company commanders along with my first sgt were all present at the hospital when I woke up so they all recognized my black and blue ass when he called me out. I was just showin off.

Visitor,
i was in a car accident once....i totaled a car cause someone woke me up an asked me to drive to a town about fifteen minutes away an we went down the wrong road an he told me to go fast....so i did an we wrecked at a bridge that many people have wrecked before...i almost stopped but the side wheels went off the bridge ...then the car teetered an tottered then it fell on its side off the bridge which was about five feet deep...no one was hurt.....thank goodness...and i may not remember this later

this one girl kissed me when i was twelve....i coulda but i never did.....i didnt know anything then anyway....i realized later i could have

i might have made a few...with the help of someone else....i think Tis2flys prank call very funny

i am afraid of heights......i used to have a phobia about spiders

i probably do have hidden talents but they are hidden so good i dont know what they are

my first thought at waking in the morning is what is there to eat

no but the OU Sooners used to run a broken bone.....the Wishbone

i used to make wishes on a shooting star but since they never came true i quit

online is cheaper .....i guess i am a cheapie

i won a tournament one night an my uncle said that was the best he seen me play

Appaloosa,

they used to have bumper stickers in Oklahoma that said..."Will Rogers never met Barry Switzer"...

for those who didn't know...Will Rogers was quoted as saying "I never met a man I didn't like" and Barry Switzer is credited for perfecting the wishbone with the OU Sooners...it's an old Okie joke. Thats true. Like, do you know why Kansas is so windy?....because Oklahoma sucks.

hellifiknows evil logged out twin.

Visitor,
thats a good one but the second joke i think its those Texans that are at the bottom of that one...

Appaloosa,
sorry man, car wrecks aint funny but I was reading these again and your statement... [/i]i totaled a car cause someone woke me up[/i]...taken out of wachacallit cracks me up, it also reminds me of when I blew out all four tires, destroyed the rims and ripped out the exhaust on dads honda civic by landing it on some railroad tracks, my friend yelled turn right here but I thought he meant turn right here so I did, if I had turned left where he said turn right here everything would have turned out swell but my brain heard the word right so we turned right and shot over a curb and up the side of a embankment where a bunch of train tracks run together, we made it across a couple sets of tracks before the car was officially parked.

#4. what are you afraid of? words like poof and sashay.

1. Have you ever been in a car accident? 3, One was with my mother in her car and she got t-boned making a left turn on an interstate, then one time in my car I t-boned a lady who was speeding through a parking lot, and the third one was a lady making a left turn out of a McDonalds hit me while I was sittin in passenger side of my husbands car.

2. How old were you when you first kissed someone, or were kissed by someone, in a not so platonic manner? 13

3. Have you ever made a prank phone call? Yes ordered 6 pizzas to a "not so good" friends house.

4. What are you afraid of? Heights, spiders, vomit

5. Do you have any hidden talents? I sing and can turn any song into a dirty one.

6. What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? Dammit!

7. Have you ever broken a bone? No

8. Do you make wishes on shooting stars? Not shooting stars, but the 1st star on most nights and no they never come true.

9. Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? Online.

10. What is the best compliment you have ever received? Best compliment was that I am smart and beautiful and a good mother. Weirdest one though was a guy who said That he like the fact I smelled like a new t-shirt.

Have you ever been in a car accident?[/i] Me driving ONCE, others driving several .[/i]

2. How old were you when you first kissed someone, or were kissed by someone, in a not so platonic manner?[/i] 13 , Shirley Williams , she had been chasing me for 2 years and it was high time to let her catch me [/i]

3. Have you ever made a prank phone call?[/i] Not easy these days, but way back when we used to call the cab company and order a cab , ( we lived on a street that was a figure 8 , so to watch the cab drive around the circles was very entertaining)[/i]

4. What are you afraid of?[/i] Over flowing toilets / surveys[/i]

5. Do you have any hidden talents? [/i]Probably [/i]

6. What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? [/i]UUuugh ,[/i]

7. Have you ever broken a bone? [/i]How much time you got...[/i]

8. Do you make wishes on shooting stars? [/i] No [/i]

9. Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? [/i]I'd prefer to converse face to face, unless you have really bad breath [/i]

10. What is the best compliment you have ever received? [/i] Orgasms followed by tears ...[/i]

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