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http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/06/babies ... index.html - But crossing your legs ...'

Damn, ! OOops , I didn't mean to cuss up in here ,

Frack !

bcddjjsc690,
I am going to tell you like this, speaking from experience.

If you are about to have a baby, ain't NO amount of crossing that is going to stop the pain. You may stop the process - temporarily - but you will not stop the pain!

Let me tell you!!! The shit hurts like hell!

But if I had to choose between having ALL of my teeth on the top row in the back be rotten and aching profusely vs. having another baby? I would pick the toothache ANYDAY!

After I had my son - I was like HELL NO! I am not EVA doing that one again.

Then, I met a man - he wanted to have a baby with me - said he loves me. I am like HELL to the Mu-fuccing NAW! I ain't having no damn baby all on the account that you "love" me, fool! I am sorry. I just do not have that kind of love for NO DAMN BODY. & That is real.

bcddjjsc690,

Stupid people.


I did alot of things while in labor but trying to stop it wasn't one of them. I was ready to get my little demons out of me.

Momof5,
funny huh , what some people will do ,? I read where one lady actually had planned on having her baby on the 6th , because her birthday was the 5th , and her other child's was the 7th , and she wanted the birthday's to run in order .

bcddjjsc690,
WHOA!!!

deepseas,

Threw the wig at him


bcdd,

I almost had something similar, I got one kid who's b-day is new years day, then 2 b-days in feb that are 4 days apart, and then another that is in april, then hubby and mine are both in the summer( june and august) and MIL is in december. So between all the birthdays and the money grubbin holidays, and school shoppin, nephews... we are some po ass people all year round.
Thank god I got my tubes tied cause I was poppin a new kid out like every 3 years and the way things were going I was gonna put a b-day in every month.


And who ever said labor times got shorter the more kids you have is just full of shit, My first one was 17 hours in labor, 2nd was 12 hrs, 3rd was 13 hrs and my 4th was 5 days!!!!

Momof5,

5 days ,Ow -ich !!

I have some friends who also have 4 kids ( all boys ) ,
after #4 was born , my bud told me ,after the Dr told him the baby and Mom were dong fine , He winked at him and said he thru in a few extra stitches ...

bcddjjsc690,



Momma here don't need no extra stitches, Ya know that pussy barbell exercise thing they sell to keep the pussy in shape?


I broke mine
Clench and release baby!!!!

Momof5,
Damn girl , your pussy is a brute

I had a stripper sitting on my lap , she turned to look at me while she gave me the " grip " ,

I thought she had a third hand !

bcddjjsc690,


Do ya got her number?? If so can I have it ????