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Okay I am a man's man, but due to my job I have to know what's up in the world. I am addicted to a gossip site for women. These broads know more than Connie Chung. I am also addicted to porn. But hey it's not crack.
Everyone has an addiction...what's yours?

Son of the Circus,

Remember, you're not an addict unless you have to go to those meetings.

Oh, and I'm addicted to Q-Tips. I gotta have that eargasm fix at least once a day. The pleasure you can only get from nearly puncturing your eardrum. I try to cut down to one box a month, but it keeps calling me.

Anditsdeeptoo,

I do have meetings in my basement, me and my sisters friends all sit around some popcorn and discuss who Jerome Bettis is fucking before his wedding in Jamaica, and why men cheat on women, and how to pull an NBA balla. You can learn a lot. And as far as the porn...I am not ready to take those 12 steps to recovery, I like big booties too much.

Son of the Circus,

I have a guilty gossip site, every checked out D-Listed.com, some bitchy queen runs it, funny stuff.

Anditsdeeptoo,

naw never been...mine is lipstickalley.com. That gives the lowdown. I was able to get a girl I had been wanting for 2 years cause of that site man for real. I do go to that pereshilton though, that fat ass gaybroad is funny as hell.