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HAIKU FOR RICHARD'S MOUSTACHE
as told by Jaye (vivaknievel)

And I was mowed down
"Accidentally", my ass
That bitch is crazy

I loved my keeper
I perched on his upper lip
Shaved only by choice

Then she said she would
Help! Griselda fucked me up
"Trim" - ain't that a bitch?

Cut right to the point
She thought she was so damned sharp
Like Hana Benny

I don't feel the same
Gray? "Are you sure it's cool, Rich?"
With Ms. Magoo here?

But I did grow back
Ain't dead yet, motherfucker
Good to see you, man

The moral of this
Tale
Is keep the bitches away
From the 'stache, Richard!
We've been through too much shit together
For you to be letting the Gerry Cooney of haircutting,
fuck everything up.
Say, Jack...
I know that wasn't your plan all along
But now I'm so pissed
That I can't even write a haiku now.
I missed you. Keep me safe. Don't let them "trim" me again.
Let me grow, and if I get so long that I cover your mouth completely, Well then you're just gonna have to be real creative and happy with your new "food filter".
Just don't let them cut me, again, motherfucka!
With love,
Your old moustache (which is kinda NEW considering the circumcision, erm, circumstances)...
Harry Pryor, Jr.

vivaknievel,
Fucking great!

dumbass and Jennifer,

Thank you. Since I just recently got here, with you cool cats, I've been having a lot of catching up to do, reading old posts to get a feel for where everybody's coming from and where they're at. I got into RP's diary and read the bits about his moustache and laughed out loud -- left me feeling all goofy-like. I *think* it's all true haiku (at least syllable-wise), except for the silly rant at the end. Whatever the hell it is... I just wanted an excuse to bring up the 'stache. haha The legend status of the moustache alone, is another story altogether. :p

- Jaye

vivaknievel,

NICE!!!!!!!!!