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Yesterday I was walking in my neighborhood on 145th St. in Harlem. At the crosswalk a young woman stopped beside me. Being the normal, perverted man that I am I took a look and found that she was quite attractive. She had an ass that was perfect! It looked like her jeans were painted on and her ass looked like a couple of cherries on the stem... The kind of ass that makes you thank God for making you a man that can appreciate such beauty!

So I let her take a couple steps first so I can watch that wonderful ass walk down the street. Once we cross the street there were some women on the sidewalk giving something out. When I walk by, focused directly on that perfect posterior, the women start shouting FREE CONDOMS!!! GET FREE CONDOMS RIGHT HERE!!! GET YOUR FREE CONDOMS!!!

I fell out laughing because it was as if they read my mind...

I love me a beautiful butt!

JTF, damned condoms, if it wasn't for my hatred of wearing those sumbitches I'd never get into a reltionship

Murphdogg,

Isn't that how you got little Richard Pryor Murphy, or whatever the republican named Junior?

JTF,
hahahaha, another comic told me the other night, "the first time shane got laid from comedy he was so happy he shacked the hell up with her"