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ok guys theres a fat kid in my class and is always saying racest jokes and im not a great shit talker so i have to just sit there and listen to him go on about it he is fat and his face is always red what are some good jokes or things i could say back to him?

amnamlk,

oooh snap! a snap crisis! well, you could go old school on his ass.

tell 'em something like "ha-ha. cute. lookie here, tell ya momma I left my Jordans under her bed last night. and tell that heffa not to try and sell 'em for food stamps either!"

or tell him his ass is so fat, you don't know HOW Dick Cheney kept missing his ass (or couldn't shoot his ass, however ya wanna go with it. )

or tell his fat ass if he moved just a lil to the left, yeah right there. Global Warming solved!

but don't jump in on him unless you can snap back

dang, we need a snap 9-1-1 nationwide number huh? cause I'd have a blast snapping his ass!

amnamlk,

that visitor was me, by the way.

where is the head of the admin? I keep getting logged out. [/i](I know damn well it's prolly my IP's fault, but she ain't gotta know that!)[/i]

Visitor,
i need something thats goona make a room full of students laf and remember this kid has some disease where his face is always red i dont know the name of it though but anyway keep the jokes coming guys

Visit, tell him if his cock was a inch shorter it would be a scab on the back of his ass.

Visitor,

I can't spell it but it's called rose-zay-cha. I guess his broke ass can't afford treatment for it, or ask him if he ate it instead.

Murphdogg,

tamra,
good one ya thasts what its called keep it coming man i need all the jokes or lines i can get

amnamlk,
next time the prick goes racist jump up and yell "my mother was a...insert the appropriate race here"..and then beat the living dog shit out of him.

or change the words to that song "Short People"..
"Fat People got no reason to live.
They got fat red faces
and little short dicks
thats why they never made it with a chick
oh, fat people got no reason to live"..

sit behind him or quietly sing it in his presence whenever possible, high cholesterol and an over stressed heart should do the rest.

hellifiknow,
and if he's fat and red faced, you can go with the whole "ah Koolaid" line.

hellifiknow,



and he could always say "is your face red or are you just real happy to see me? I'm fattered, oops I mean flattered, but I don't swing that way."

wait, we may be setting off a school fight. how fast can you run home, every single day of school from now on?